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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1709588 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12420 on: April 29, 2016, 09:09:15 pm »

I convinced people to adopt sharia law ironically
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12421 on: May 01, 2016, 06:43:12 am »

Hey! You forgot the obligatory cancer!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12423 on: May 01, 2016, 01:18:08 pm »

Give me the cake or the butt meets the knife!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12424 on: May 01, 2016, 06:46:36 pm »

Zika is the majority form of Islam
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12426 on: May 03, 2016, 07:35:55 pm »

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there's a chance the Kool-Aid man could bust through the wall once in about thirty surgeries and, I dunno, piss purple drink into your open chest cavity?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12427 on: May 03, 2016, 10:52:22 pm »

this is where your advantage comes to an end
for, you see, i want tom brady to come to my house uninvited and forcibly deflate my balls
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12428 on: May 04, 2016, 12:38:07 am »

I've hit a bunch of kids with baseball bats to test how difficult it is
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12429 on: May 04, 2016, 02:12:48 am »

you need to go full-ass in order to get what you're after.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12430 on: May 04, 2016, 04:28:43 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12431 on: May 04, 2016, 06:05:52 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12432 on: May 04, 2016, 11:10:50 am »

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