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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756425 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12270 on: March 25, 2016, 05:46:06 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on March 25, 2016, 11:39:07 am
Donkeys reproduce by laying burritos.
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So we butcher them and build a 4chan tallow soap tower as a monument to our greatness?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12271 on: March 26, 2016, 12:07:02 am »
Quote from: Descan on March 25, 2016, 10:25:48 pm
13 hours. He didn't come.
Quote from: Descan on March 25, 2016, 11:20:25 pm
It's not like he hasn't gone for 13 hours before though. I've done it four times even :V So I know how hard it is.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12272 on: March 26, 2016, 10:41:31 am »
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<Tiruin> I WANT TO GLOMP HER SOUL
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12273 on: March 26, 2016, 10:47:53 am »
Quote from: Cinder on March 26, 2016, 10:41:31 am
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<Tiruin> WHERE IS SHE
<Tiruin> I WANT TO GLOMP HER SOUL
Aww, that's cute.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12274 on: March 26, 2016, 09:51:56 pm »
Quote from: Wikipedia
Istanbul in Turkey is the only naturally occurring transcontinental city.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12275 on: March 26, 2016, 11:46:05 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on March 26, 2016, 09:39:13 pm
if there's anything sillier than a barbershop on a space station, it's an illegal barbershop on a space station.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12276 on: March 26, 2016, 11:59:23 pm »
Quote from: crazyabe on March 26, 2016, 11:54:33 pm
((Who Says you need Any Weapon skills when you can "Accidentally" Stab Someone in several Very Necessary Vains and Arterys With a Dangerously Drugged Scalpel?))
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12277 on: March 27, 2016, 07:43:30 am »
Quote from: Sheb on March 26, 2016, 06:09:21 pm
Those schoolgirls are the fucking death korp of krieg.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12278 on: March 27, 2016, 01:55:54 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on March 27, 2016, 01:24:23 pm
Trump could have +4 Aux and +4 Cha with those negatives.
Also, I'm a bit confused how Trump only has a -1 to science? Should be -2 by all accounts.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12279 on: March 27, 2016, 06:41:34 pm »
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don't tell anyone i said this
but
i think
that Obama might be working for the government
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12280 on: March 27, 2016, 08:31:40 pm »
Quote from: AzyWng on March 27, 2016, 08:26:34 pm
((I'd hate to BEAR the burden of having to deal with actual bear training. That sounds like a good way to experience unBEARable pain because you can't bring your weapons to BEAR when you're trying to tame the creature and BEARly not dying.))
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12281 on: March 27, 2016, 09:11:53 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on March 27, 2016, 07:16:54 pm
I'd like to formally and publically apologize for the incredible ineptness of my solar wiring that lead to drone's suicide bombing
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12282 on: March 28, 2016, 10:24:58 am »
Quote from: nenjin on March 28, 2016, 10:23:15 am
I didn't have to deal with any filthy beatnicks.

Only cost me the equivalent of all the wine in fucking Europe.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12283 on: March 28, 2016, 10:34:41 am »
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On normal internet forums, threads devolve from content into trolling. On Bay12, it's the other way around.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12284 on: March 29, 2016, 02:23:59 am »
Quote from: PencilArt
You should really try running over children some time. It's quite good.

Quote from: A conversation between me and PencilArt
Me: What are you doing?
PencilArt: Oh, just butchering these children's corpses I ran over with my truck.

((These quotes aren't exact, but they mean the same thing.))
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in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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that's pretty gay
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