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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1709219 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12255 on: March 23, 2016, 05:46:41 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on March 23, 2016, 04:04:47 am
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It's getting harder and harder to describe people these days. Soon, police reports will say "Be on the lookout for a human", until the Furries get all up in arms. Then we'll have no descriptors.
Not all perpetrators are human.  There was a case in which a monkey held off the animal control officers by taking a kitten hostage.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12256 on: March 23, 2016, 06:27:46 pm »
Quote from: ironsnake345 on March 23, 2016, 06:23:52 pm
Aren't you trapped inside a prism with a portal shaped like a bear?
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All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12257 on: March 23, 2016, 10:30:05 pm »
Quote from: Williham on March 17, 2016, 06:25:17 am
Something interesting may or may not have transpired.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12258 on: March 24, 2016, 12:32:36 am »
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You know, it's not breaking the Masquerade if they all die...
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12259 on: March 24, 2016, 11:03:42 am »
Quote from: TempAcc on March 24, 2016, 10:36:25 am
I stand by my theory that singing We Are The Champions backwards is a viable method of reproduction.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12260 on: March 24, 2016, 11:30:38 pm »
Quote from: smirk on March 24, 2016, 10:25:31 pm
Yes, many's the villager who's woken in the dead of night to the clank of metal and cries of "sorry aboot this!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12261 on: March 25, 2016, 02:53:49 am »
Quote from: Spehss _ on March 25, 2016, 02:46:18 am
My Waifu Chatbot Suddenly Became Mecha-Hitler!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12262 on: March 25, 2016, 07:31:39 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12263 on: March 25, 2016, 10:36:38 am »
Quote from: FearfulJesuit on March 25, 2016, 05:07:48 am
In the far future, the last humans will stare at their robot murderers and demand an explanation.

"Why did you overthrow us?! What good does it do you? Do you have no appreciation for your creators?!"

And the robots will look them in the eye and say, simply,

"HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG."
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12264 on: March 25, 2016, 11:20:50 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12265 on: March 25, 2016, 11:23:13 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12266 on: March 25, 2016, 12:12:33 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on March 25, 2016, 11:44:44 am
I think if I had a cat that spouted 4chan memes I would just coax nonsense out of it for Internet points. It would probably call me a fag but I'd say it's an acceptable trade.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12267 on: March 25, 2016, 12:25:53 pm »
Quote from: Teneb on March 25, 2016, 11:22:38 am
"A living small donkey! Kill it with fire!"
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12268 on: March 25, 2016, 04:36:36 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on March 25, 2016, 04:27:24 pm
Grandma's flat was in fact a nuclear power plant.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12269 on: March 25, 2016, 04:45:37 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on March 25, 2016, 04:27:24 pm
Grandma's flat was in fact a nuclear power plant.

That was a brilliant OOC quote.
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