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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764365 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12195 on: March 08, 2016, 09:32:56 pm »

Just kind of hangs out there. Can't move or control the rest of your body, and you can't control it.

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« Reply #12196 on: March 09, 2016, 02:24:55 pm »

If it's any reassurance, GD is significantly more than just furry fanservice :V
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« Reply #12197 on: March 10, 2016, 08:30:36 am »

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« Reply #12198 on: March 11, 2016, 06:06:22 pm »

Quote from: Rogal Dorn(yes, *that* Rogal Dorn)
Fecal matter does not have mental capacity. You do not require fortifications against it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12199 on: March 11, 2016, 08:26:29 pm »

Fucks sakes Rogal

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« Reply #12200 on: March 11, 2016, 08:40:06 pm »

If by fortifications he means, like, walls and shit, then he's kinda got a point. Nobody needs to worry about a poop siege.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12201 on: March 11, 2016, 08:41:46 pm »

If by fortifications he means, like, walls and shit,
walls and shit,
shit
I cannot tell if you MEANT to make that crappy pun...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12202 on: March 11, 2016, 08:42:01 pm »

The fact that he's being so smartass about shit doesn't make him any less full of shit

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« Reply #12203 on: March 11, 2016, 09:43:37 pm »

I'd join in on this pun war, but I've been working hard all day and I'm too pooped.

Edit: Ohshit pageroll! Here:
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« Reply #12204 on: March 11, 2016, 09:44:24 pm »

These puns are really going down the toilet.
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« Reply #12205 on: March 11, 2016, 09:52:15 pm »

Pageroll for filthy peasants, more like.
Er, poopy peasants.
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« Reply #12206 on: March 11, 2016, 09:53:09 pm »

That pun was bad and you should feel bad.
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« Reply #12207 on: March 11, 2016, 09:55:13 pm »

I feel nothing.
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« Reply #12208 on: March 11, 2016, 10:57:51 pm »

Why is Trump living on the north island?
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« Reply #12209 on: March 12, 2016, 05:13:28 pm »

YES! WEVE GOT IT! ITS CONTAINED!

Edit: Nvm, it got out.
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