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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761359 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12165 on: February 28, 2016, 05:10:16 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on February 28, 2016, 04:47:08 am
Any character archetype can be good - to prove this, next chance I get I'm joining a game as a flying dolphin in a gimp suit and come up with a backstory and motivation that'll make people tear the fuck up from reading it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12166 on: February 28, 2016, 02:33:00 pm »
Quote from: Dirst on February 28, 2016, 12:44:24 pm
"What is that?"
"It's a wall of water rushing down the passage right for us!"
"So why is it, you know, just sitting there?"
"CPU must not be able to keep up the updates.  You know, more threads that cores."
"Wonder what is hogging up all the resources."
"Probably our AI.  So don't stop thinking."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12167 on: February 28, 2016, 02:33:38 pm »
Quote from: chaotic skies on February 28, 2016, 01:47:41 pm
children are great. The only problem is convincing people to not kill them.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12168 on: February 28, 2016, 05:17:18 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on February 28, 2016, 05:12:24 pm
So what? This game's about to turn into some sort of horrible cross between Pride and Prejudice and the Cuban Missile Crisis?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12169 on: February 29, 2016, 12:44:01 am »
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[23:39]   Nightly   You cannot underp the derp once it has been derped
[23:39]   Nightly   for the derp is derped again

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[23:49]   Nia    bops the intestines. These are the ones where you put coffee, NOT THE BLOODSTREAM D:

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[23:54]   ZzzDwarf   I never get quoted OOC
[23:55]   ZzzDwarf   This is good since otherwise bay12 would think I really do go about devouring the flesh of other humans to grow stronger
« Last Edit: February 29, 2016, 12:59:54 am by Furtuka »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12170 on: February 29, 2016, 01:31:41 am »
Quote from: Dermonster on February 29, 2016, 01:06:48 am
A++ Would cause the end of the world with flabort again.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12171 on: February 29, 2016, 07:07:06 am »
Quote from: piecewise on February 29, 2016, 03:14:18 am
this jar of mouse bones is staring at me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12172 on: February 29, 2016, 04:27:48 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12173 on: February 29, 2016, 04:45:05 pm »
Quote from: Catmeat on February 29, 2016, 04:43:35 pm
Go eat a burger but dont kill the animal sick human
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12174 on: February 29, 2016, 05:29:21 pm »
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[16:25]   Darvi   Red why do you go to a nudist school
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12175 on: February 29, 2016, 09:53:01 pm »
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on February 29, 2016, 09:47:15 pm
Yeah, you gotta learn to fix that not-killing-people problem.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12176 on: February 29, 2016, 11:19:35 pm »
Quote from: Radio Controlled on February 29, 2016, 12:23:45 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12177 on: March 01, 2016, 10:21:06 pm »
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Pigeon is literally pigeon.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12178 on: March 02, 2016, 09:03:43 am »
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Sprin: But dirt and pu**y sounds great
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12179 on: March 02, 2016, 07:00:03 pm »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on March 02, 2016, 06:57:36 pm
Why bother making actual jokes or putting in any effort when you can just let Hitler do the heavy lifting for you?
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