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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761652 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12060 on: February 10, 2016, 05:54:16 am »

stop trying to beat stuff to death with a pair of pants.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12061 on: February 10, 2016, 06:38:51 am »

Quote from: A Touhou text adventure (same one as last)
Quote from: A player's input
> FUCKING FAIRIES

>You can't believe you used to think they were adorable!
>...Okay, they're still kind of adorable, but not enough that you wouldn't consider punching a few of them.

A link to this text adventure?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12062 on: February 10, 2016, 11:58:42 am »

It's not as simple as it sounds, though - I'll need to make some tough decisions about Good and Evil.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12064 on: February 10, 2016, 05:46:18 pm »

I am doubtful that a Zoroastrian devil zombie apocalypse will happen
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12065 on: February 10, 2016, 08:15:17 pm »

You fire a shotgun and the horde deploys paratrooper zombies behind you
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12066 on: February 10, 2016, 09:08:12 pm »

Fun fact: I'm actually descended from Nazis.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12067 on: February 10, 2016, 09:10:10 pm »

Quote from: DrMcNinja
If president radical was able to command those ghost wizards into building that, I'm gonna say he's probably got Dracula on his side.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12068 on: February 10, 2016, 09:24:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12069 on: February 10, 2016, 10:12:08 pm »

Quote from: youtube comment
It's just not fair that they get away with it! They can just whip out a tit and shoot space battles in public all day long but the second I flop out my knob and start blasting lense flares all over the place, I'm suddenly a pervert. WHERE'S THE JUSTICE M8?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12070 on: February 10, 2016, 11:03:55 pm »

Quote from: A Touhou Text Adventure
You consider asking why they didn't remove the manacles, and decide an old woman with a nagging cough isn't the one to ask.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12072 on: February 11, 2016, 12:42:57 am »

Are we getting better at universe guessing or just blindly flailing into alien multi-dicks?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12073 on: February 11, 2016, 01:46:49 am »

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[00:43]   -->|   Nia (Mibbit@112.204.ju.izv) has joined #bay12lb
[00:43]   Furtuka   COTTON CANDY IS MADE OF PEOPLE
[00:44]   Nia   People are...made out of sugar?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12074 on: February 11, 2016, 01:59:01 am »

the historical figure's name was "autochop/config"
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