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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1708794 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11850 on: January 02, 2016, 06:03:46 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11852 on: January 03, 2016, 12:43:29 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11853 on: January 03, 2016, 12:45:18 am »

Yup...That's still weird.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11854 on: January 03, 2016, 03:23:19 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11856 on: January 03, 2016, 11:56:04 pm »

I must preform industrial-scale acupuncture on you
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11857 on: January 04, 2016, 10:27:01 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11858 on: January 04, 2016, 02:13:09 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11859 on: January 04, 2016, 05:13:53 pm »

Roland quickly runs back and beats the ground back into submission. Take that you stupid ground!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11860 on: January 05, 2016, 10:45:08 am »

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[09:41]   Ushankakitty   yeh every young man has to teach his legs how to sew ;v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11861 on: January 05, 2016, 01:14:02 pm »

Summary execution is a punishment, not punctuation.
Summary execution is both punishment AND punctuation.
Aw, I read the sauce and found out it was about an execution speech.
Rather than being a witty pun about execution being a rather violent "full stop".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11862 on: January 05, 2016, 02:29:43 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11863 on: January 05, 2016, 02:51:20 pm »

Aw, I read the sauce and found out it was about an execution speech.
Rather than being a witty pun about execution being a rather violent "full stop".
The whole point of this thread is that we imagine all these weird and funny contexts to these quotes. Reading the sources ruins that; reality is such a killjoy. Only read the sauce if you're ready to accept the consequence of ruined fun.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11864 on: January 05, 2016, 05:07:53 pm »

Somehow, I'm presented with the mental image of Canadian Jawas running around in snow parkas dismantling snowplows and yelling "poutini!"
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