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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764651 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11850 on: January 02, 2016, 06:03:46 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11851 on: January 02, 2016, 06:36:23 pm »
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« Reply #11852 on: January 03, 2016, 12:43:29 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11853 on: January 03, 2016, 12:45:18 am »
Yup...That's still weird.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11854 on: January 03, 2016, 03:23:19 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11855 on: January 03, 2016, 02:05:25 pm »
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« Reply #11856 on: January 03, 2016, 11:56:04 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on January 03, 2016, 11:49:51 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11857 on: January 04, 2016, 10:27:01 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11858 on: January 04, 2016, 02:13:09 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11859 on: January 04, 2016, 05:13:53 pm »
Quote from: Skyrunner on January 04, 2016, 08:14:15 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11860 on: January 05, 2016, 10:45:08 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11861 on: January 05, 2016, 01:14:02 pm »
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Quote from: Taricus on December 29, 2015, 05:46:31 pm
Summary execution is a punishment, not punctuation.
Quote from: RAM on December 29, 2015, 06:58:33 pm
Summary execution is both punishment AND punctuation.
Aw, I read the sauce and found out it was about an execution speech.
Rather than being a witty pun about execution being a rather violent "full stop".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11862 on: January 05, 2016, 02:29:43 pm »
Quote from: Kot on January 05, 2016, 11:23:22 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11863 on: January 05, 2016, 02:51:20 pm »
Quote from: Tack on January 05, 2016, 01:14:02 pm
Aw, I read the sauce and found out it was about an execution speech.
Rather than being a witty pun about execution being a rather violent "full stop".
The whole point of this thread is that we imagine all these weird and funny contexts to these quotes. Reading the sources ruins that; reality is such a killjoy. Only read the sauce if you're ready to accept the consequence of ruined fun.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11864 on: January 05, 2016, 05:07:53 pm »
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Somehow, I'm presented with the mental image of Canadian Jawas running around in snow parkas dismantling snowplows and yelling "poutini!"
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