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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761928 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11655 on: November 09, 2015, 04:18:58 am »

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« Reply #11656 on: November 09, 2015, 03:27:22 pm »

I said to smash their heads in, not cut them off
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11657 on: November 09, 2015, 07:23:55 pm »

YOU TAP INTO THE TREE DIMENSION

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IT OFFERS TO SERVE, BUT ONLY IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR SOUL $3,000,000 IN CARBON TAX CREDITS

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11658 on: November 09, 2015, 08:17:21 pm »

they've optimised it like a lion trying to fuck a small rodent.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11659 on: November 10, 2015, 06:00:57 am »

I'm not sure if I'm prepared to be a homosexual.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11660 on: November 10, 2015, 04:36:32 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11661 on: November 10, 2015, 07:13:31 pm »

do we have to piss off everybody individually?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11662 on: November 10, 2015, 08:26:26 pm »

sue Dell m8. They have money and lawyers.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11663 on: November 11, 2015, 08:45:23 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11664 on: November 11, 2015, 10:40:47 am »

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So God likes to watch. That's interestibg.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11666 on: November 11, 2015, 03:50:20 pm »

chances are he's inside your ass touching your prostate.

Right now. :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11667 on: November 11, 2015, 11:23:24 pm »

The article notes that they slip the spider a date rape drug
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11668 on: November 12, 2015, 01:01:12 pm »

And there's a goat stripper which to be honest feels a bit out of place since it's literally just a goat stripping.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11669 on: November 12, 2015, 06:36:08 pm »

certain instruments are just inherently inferior due to association with nintendo
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