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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761912 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11640 on: November 05, 2015, 01:50:01 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11641 on: November 06, 2015, 10:02:35 am »

Got 14k points on the poledance minigame. Would pay money for a full game based on that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11642 on: November 06, 2015, 12:34:31 pm »

Some will always prefer spikes, pits and dogs of course.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11643 on: November 06, 2015, 03:31:52 pm »

The amount of HERESY in this thread is horrendous and you should be all ashamed.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11644 on: November 06, 2015, 08:49:38 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11645 on: November 06, 2015, 10:46:58 pm »

you could have had a pregnant wife, pregnant kids, and a pregnant dog all waiting for you to come home after work.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11646 on: November 06, 2015, 10:49:13 pm »

you could have had a pregnant wife, pregnant kids, and a pregnant dog all waiting for you to come home after work.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11648 on: November 07, 2015, 12:24:31 pm »

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« Reply #11649 on: November 07, 2015, 07:27:03 pm »

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« Reply #11650 on: November 07, 2015, 11:45:08 pm »

why is an arrest with a gun drawn different from going to the pub or the park?
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« Reply #11651 on: November 08, 2015, 02:00:22 am »

They gave us a dog Neo. A DOG. My parents didn't give me one. Beth did. Stop poking fun at them.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11652 on: November 08, 2015, 02:30:02 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11653 on: November 08, 2015, 09:29:04 pm »

There was a guy trolling around with a Nazi-flavored sock
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11654 on: November 09, 2015, 03:47:31 am »

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