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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762679 times)

Tawa

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11460 on: September 30, 2015, 06:59:27 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11462 on: September 30, 2015, 07:33:15 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11463 on: September 30, 2015, 08:20:30 pm »

So I came out of my retirement, went on a Boxing server and jumpkicked someone so hard he exploded. I was promptly yelled at by everyone for kicking in boxing. I guess I still got it?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11464 on: September 30, 2015, 10:36:11 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11466 on: October 01, 2015, 06:00:21 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11467 on: October 01, 2015, 08:39:20 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11468 on: October 01, 2015, 01:34:46 pm »

Everything is Hitler, even your precious bodily fluids.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11469 on: October 01, 2015, 04:46:52 pm »

Everything is Hitler, even your precious bodily fluids.

I imagine General Ripper would have something to say about that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11470 on: October 01, 2015, 05:37:07 pm »

What happens if I see my own corpse? Do I become horrified that I died?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11471 on: October 01, 2015, 06:37:17 pm »

Took a girl out for a nice date. As I'm driving her to a place to eat, she leans out of the car window and starts shooting at some gang members with a TEC-9.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11472 on: October 01, 2015, 11:06:45 pm »

Now I want cake.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11473 on: October 02, 2015, 05:17:30 am »

I made it!  Woooooo!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11474 on: October 02, 2015, 05:38:54 am »

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