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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11445 on: September 25, 2015, 04:59:20 am »

Ye Gods is cheating, considering that we have psychic zombi clowns.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11446 on: September 25, 2015, 10:55:16 am »

by his own criteria, he is in a relationship with everyone on this thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11447 on: September 25, 2015, 01:59:55 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11448 on: September 25, 2015, 02:14:16 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11449 on: September 26, 2015, 09:01:16 am »

They're like skinheads of the insect world
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11450 on: September 27, 2015, 04:23:15 pm »

It's like Romeo and Juliet, except the families are mostly sane, rational, and greatly confused, while the young lovers are all-yan no-dere for each other.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11451 on: September 27, 2015, 04:41:41 pm »

Putnam is a man-shaped balloon animal. And found a needle.
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« Reply #11452 on: September 27, 2015, 09:20:15 pm »

Well, my genocide would only be a tiny one, though
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you guys are holding a party over my mental breakdown!!?........can i come?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11453 on: September 28, 2015, 06:43:32 am »

The Apocalypse has been cancelled!!...due to weather.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11454 on: September 28, 2015, 06:26:15 pm »

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Cuz money is fun, I guess.
You know it'd be fun if you could do things with it like take it out on a date or something.
Then people would shut up about that whole "Nrm- money doesn't lead to happiness -nmnr nrnr".
But what if you could take it out on a date and have sex with it?
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« Reply #11455 on: September 28, 2015, 06:27:03 pm »

We have two-dimensional cheesemakers now?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11456 on: September 29, 2015, 04:19:51 am »

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But I CAN'T wait, damn it! I need your bodily discharge NOW!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11457 on: September 29, 2015, 03:53:09 pm »

On September 26, Bernie Sanders goes into labour under the auspices of LORD SATAN.
I was knocked out of the air by a mermaid's boobs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11458 on: September 30, 2015, 12:17:20 pm »

Nah, he had pants right up until the point he contracted terminal fire crotch. Then, no more pants.
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« Reply #11459 on: September 30, 2015, 06:04:59 pm »

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