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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1709677 times)

GiglameshDespair

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11400 on: September 18, 2015, 06:40:58 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11401 on: September 18, 2015, 07:51:43 pm »

... also, maybe don't piss on trailer park folks.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11402 on: September 19, 2015, 02:10:43 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11403 on: September 19, 2015, 07:56:28 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11404 on: September 19, 2015, 09:09:25 am »

Instead having the children burn coal, turn the children into charcoal?
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« Reply #11405 on: September 19, 2015, 01:01:00 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11406 on: September 19, 2015, 11:34:34 pm »

Quote from: Filthy frank
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11407 on: September 20, 2015, 05:58:11 am »

I can be pulling major air and ramp all the things 50m away from a Soviet and he'll be none the wiser.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11408 on: September 20, 2015, 06:31:42 am »

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« Reply #11409 on: September 20, 2015, 11:17:29 am »

They'll need to create about 996,000,000 of those refugees themselves though
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11410 on: September 20, 2015, 04:37:52 pm »

Quote from: Sheb
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11411 on: September 20, 2015, 09:17:17 pm »

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As a result, despite the fact a tank was right in front of it on a sunny day, it dismissed the possibility because it thought tanks could never come out in bright daylight, like vampires.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11412 on: September 20, 2015, 11:09:40 pm »

"You must fic tge typis!" So Digital gotted hos thexaueus and croeccted the mistaks!

"He going to fix us" said the ti:ls "I will shoot at him" saif tge Enobytypo anc she fired tge "lel i dun kaar abouht grammhar"missiles. Digitzk corrected at her and tyied to fix the sebcece ul. But then rhw tgrwd got lockeb and thwy wefe trapped and nor able to correct.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11413 on: September 21, 2015, 12:02:42 am »

"You must fic tge typis!" So Digital gotted hos thexaueus and croeccted the mistaks!

"He going to fix us" said the ti:ls "I will shoot at him" saif tge Enobytypo anc she fired tge "lel i dun kaar abouht grammhar"missiles. Digitzk corrected at her and tyied to fix the sebcece ul. But then rhw tgrwd got lockeb and thwy wefe trapped and nor able to correct.

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« Reply #11414 on: September 21, 2015, 12:11:42 am »

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