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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762248 times)

Omeganaut

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11295 on: August 30, 2015, 10:17:20 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11296 on: August 30, 2015, 06:31:46 pm »

Despite the iTunes gift card offer? Hardcore, man.
I guess the revival would be caused by all the current candidates being sucked into flesh orgy and exploding into thousands of little reagan spawns, which would litter the lands and then sprout up into fully formed Nouveau Reagan conservomonkies.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11297 on: August 30, 2015, 09:03:38 pm »

A kid kept climbing on the roof, but I just threw him off every time.
Sorry about stripping you naked and leaving
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11298 on: August 31, 2015, 11:56:16 am »

She'll be like putty in your hands. Except not putty, because putty holds very little romantic attraction for a human. Unless you have a thing for putty.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11299 on: August 31, 2015, 12:29:26 pm »

Quote from: Kill Ten Rats
Does that count as incest? I don't know. I guess I'd have to check my Crusader Kings 2 manual I suppose.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11300 on: August 31, 2015, 02:06:43 pm »

P.S. Sorry about stripping you naked and leaving your cage in the dining hall. Couldn't really tell the little rascals to stop undressing you after we got the axe out of your hands. What can ya do, eh?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11301 on: August 31, 2015, 05:04:58 pm »

Still one more to assimilate into the wonders of fingers, but it's already running off less as its sibling gets turned into a leg thumping puddle
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11302 on: August 31, 2015, 09:17:11 pm »

That's offensive to, like, 3 different groups of people. And only one deserves it. (Tell me which one, and I'll explain why you're a horrible person ;))
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11303 on: September 01, 2015, 06:21:55 am »

Its nokolai's sleeper meat
the dead know not peace from your dickings.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11305 on: September 01, 2015, 02:37:25 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11306 on: September 01, 2015, 10:57:53 pm »

enjoy the show, and have an umbrella handy to avoid the gibs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11307 on: September 01, 2015, 11:13:33 pm »

Oh right, this thread exists.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11308 on: September 02, 2015, 05:55:51 am »

I should try that, sometime. Playing the game, that is. Not stabbing everyone who makes a move on my one true lurve.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11309 on: September 02, 2015, 05:41:47 pm »

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