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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764211 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11070 on: July 25, 2015, 08:58:42 am »
Quote from: Cinder on July 25, 2015, 05:50:46 am
I'm gonna fuck that bullet.

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My favorite accidental sex offender is back!
Wasn't me. That's Alfrondo.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11071 on: July 25, 2015, 10:43:07 am »
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Why isn't there a male equivalent? Internet bestiality pregnancy fetishists are so sexist.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11072 on: July 25, 2015, 12:47:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11073 on: July 25, 2015, 09:06:46 pm »
Quote from: Iamblichos on July 20, 2015, 05:20:30 am
"Uh, sir... that snake isn't hissing... it's TICKING!"

Quote from: Naryar on July 22, 2015, 03:09:01 am
Clearly the merchant went too close, at which point the rattlesnake declared a fatwa on the entire caravan, claiming them to be miscreants, and then what happened was only natural.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11074 on: July 25, 2015, 09:11:02 pm »
Quote from: gimlet on July 25, 2015, 07:22:26 pm
Ahh the Claymore Bidet, good times!
Quote from: BigD145 on July 25, 2015, 07:25:41 pm
Doesn't everyone leave chocolate landmines in their toilet?
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11075 on: July 26, 2015, 03:41:49 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11076 on: July 26, 2015, 10:19:37 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11077 on: July 26, 2015, 01:09:31 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11078 on: July 26, 2015, 01:26:36 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11079 on: July 26, 2015, 02:06:55 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11080 on: July 26, 2015, 04:43:55 pm »
Hmph.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2015, 07:55:00 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11081 on: July 26, 2015, 06:08:39 pm »
Quote from: Owlga on July 26, 2015, 06:00:57 pm
The penis was inside you all along.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11082 on: July 26, 2015, 07:46:35 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11083 on: July 26, 2015, 07:51:12 pm »
I recommend that you people read the first post in this thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11084 on: July 26, 2015, 09:11:56 pm »
Quote from: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 07:51:12 pm
I recommend that you people read the first post in this thread.
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