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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761210 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11055 on: July 20, 2015, 09:36:57 am »
Quote from: Cinder on July 20, 2015, 09:33:57 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11056 on: July 21, 2015, 01:08:16 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11057 on: July 21, 2015, 03:18:21 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11058 on: July 22, 2015, 12:56:03 am »
Quote from: Bohandas on July 21, 2015, 11:10:19 pm
one of my friends/acquaintances was a zombie
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11059 on: July 22, 2015, 05:22:37 am »
Quote from: Majestic7 on July 22, 2015, 05:15:25 am
I want these motherfucking snakes out of my motherfucking bed?

Quote from: Andres on July 22, 2015, 05:18:51 am
No no no. You want the snakes in your bed. It's symbolic of marriage. Or love. Or pregnancy. Or maybe it's just snakes....
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11060 on: July 22, 2015, 05:34:12 am »
Quote from: Majestic7 on July 22, 2015, 05:27:05 am
Being able to eat yourself is nice, being able to dissect yourself and rob yourself of modifications is even nicer!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11061 on: July 22, 2015, 07:05:57 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11062 on: July 22, 2015, 07:57:33 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 22, 2015, 01:12:31 am
Don't worry, if your kidneys shut down, just hold down the power button.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11063 on: July 22, 2015, 08:21:34 am »
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[Common] Wikipedia states, "The clowns have abducted the chef."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11064 on: July 22, 2015, 03:23:22 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on July 22, 2015, 01:19:21 pm
Satan outlived Jesus by about twenty years.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11065 on: July 23, 2015, 04:04:09 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on July 23, 2015, 04:02:44 pm
with enough practice, I can evolve into Sirus.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11066 on: July 23, 2015, 07:02:14 pm »
Quote from: Majestic7 on July 23, 2015, 07:00:37 am
I run around wearing nothing but a motorcycle helmet. Call me Boba Fett.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11067 on: July 24, 2015, 12:19:15 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on July 24, 2015, 08:03:03 am
I got no arms, three heads that probably can't agree on anything or form a good idea between them, and to top it all off I probably get pissed on by dogs mistaking me for a tree. I look funny, too
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I'm surprised people don't try to fuck me
Quote from: Neonivek on July 24, 2015, 09:41:42 pm
everyone on bay12 games has the hots for mobile games. They make out with them all night long
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11068 on: July 25, 2015, 12:48:46 am »
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[Common] Red Calciff says, "I'm sorry for tearing out your brain and throwing it across the room."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11069 on: July 25, 2015, 05:51:22 am »
Quote from: New Guy on July 24, 2015, 08:49:44 pm
Sheets of newspaper, tissue, and beef satay plates tear and wrap around the air, forming a modern facsimile of one of Hastur's identities: The King in Yellow.
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