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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764151 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11010 on: July 14, 2015, 04:26:53 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on July 14, 2015, 04:27:38 am
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 14, 2015, 12:35:12 am
decent unlimited interner

Now that I see the typo, I wonder if an unlimited intern would be more useful overall than internet... I could make them do all the dishes and pet the horses.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11011 on: July 14, 2015, 05:55:20 pm »
Quote from: Gunner-chan
Why do I wanna touch the squid.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11012 on: July 14, 2015, 09:28:52 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on July 14, 2015, 04:04:21 pm
Dynamite solves an unsurprisingly large number of logistical issues.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11013 on: July 15, 2015, 04:17:45 pm »
Quote from: spazyak on July 14, 2015, 07:30:41 pm
the rest of this post will be made by me typing with my face  hhnmhjkjuhuygtffgthnjmknhjm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11014 on: July 15, 2015, 04:22:32 pm »
Quote from: More Skype Stuff
I'M ON MY MAN PERIOD AND CAN'T PERFORM THE HOLY WANK!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11015 on: July 15, 2015, 04:24:37 pm »
Quote from: 4maskwolf on July 15, 2015, 04:22:32 pm
Quote from: More Skype Stuff
I'M ON MY MAN PERIOD AND CAN'T PERFORM THE HOLY WANK!
halp i am cry
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11016 on: July 15, 2015, 04:34:21 pm »
The Holy Wank is, in fact, the most important ceremony in the Fappist year. The Wankpope will be disappointed.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11017 on: July 15, 2015, 04:37:20 pm »
Koss for Wankpope.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11018 on: July 15, 2015, 05:15:27 pm »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on July 15, 2015, 04:24:37 pm
Quote from: 4maskwolf on July 15, 2015, 04:22:32 pm
Quote from: More Skype Stuff
I'M ON MY MAN PERIOD AND CAN'T PERFORM THE HOLY WANK!
halp i am cry
Sometimes when I masterbate I cant come and my masterbate is fire

Why
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11019 on: July 15, 2015, 05:27:38 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on July 15, 2015, 05:15:27 pm
Sometimes when I masterbate I cant come and my masterbate is fire
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11020 on: July 15, 2015, 05:31:53 pm »
We can please be of the stop being gross and shit, dudes, yes?

...don't know why I felt like typing that in broken english but it works.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11021 on: July 15, 2015, 05:35:49 pm »
Too many polandball comics. Happens to me too.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11022 on: July 15, 2015, 05:47:02 pm »
Quote from: Spehss _ on July 15, 2015, 05:31:53 pm
We can please be of the stop being gross and shit, dudes, yes?

...don't know why I felt like typing that in broken english but it works.
It takes a certain amount of skill to write a proper word salad.
Too little and you're just polandball
Too much and you're a huge ham and it loses impact.

A flawless word salad looks almost understandable at first glance, yet scrapes and clogs your brain like clawed glue, never letting it go, never letting you quite make sense of what's said. Very few people can create a original word salad on purpose.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11023 on: July 15, 2015, 07:40:01 pm »
Quote from: Still more Skype stuff
Maccy's you sick fucks, you price regionally?

Yeah... there was reason behind "The Holy Wank", but... I think it's more funny if I don't share.

Quote from: Skype
People will fuck anywhere two people can fit.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2015, 08:05:25 pm by 4maskwolf »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #11024 on: July 16, 2015, 02:16:04 am »
Quote from: Comment on a Cracked article
My faith in humanity hasn't been this shaken since I found out about dinosaur erotica.
Quote from: The reply
How could it not be shaken with all those dinosaurs stomping around?
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Quote from: GiglameshDespair on February 18, 2014, 09:08:12 pm
"T-take this non-euclidean geometry, h-humanity-baka. I m-made it, but not because I l-li-l-like you or anything! I just felt s-sorry for you, b-baka."
Quote from: Rolan7 on May 02, 2017, 09:50:39 pm
You misspelled seance.  Are possessing Draignean?  Are you actually a ghost in the shell? You have to tell us if you are, that's the rule
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