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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763194 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10905 on: June 28, 2015, 02:59:41 am »

The only ones who survived the trip to Oregon were the family guinea pig and myself.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10906 on: June 28, 2015, 10:57:14 am »

Future zombie waves will be enmagmafied without stripping.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10907 on: June 28, 2015, 12:25:52 pm »

better to remove humans than serve flawed meatbags, beep boop.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10908 on: June 28, 2015, 03:30:38 pm »

I don't understand what Descan is talking about but if he wants to duel me I'm down with it.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10909 on: June 28, 2015, 08:07:33 pm »

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[Common] Randy Research shouts, "NOBODY NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SICK, HOT COCOA FETISH!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10910 on: June 28, 2015, 09:38:15 pm »

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  AndersonConagher: only once and when i did this mean lady yelled at me about antivax
  AndersonConagher: and then i said 'wow thats mean' and everyone clapped
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Hivemind, alien carrier (65) hisses, "MOOM hivelord's scaring me with his sick moves"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10912 on: June 29, 2015, 02:20:35 pm »

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  Togopal: i sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10913 on: June 29, 2015, 02:35:27 pm »

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  Togopal: i sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter
Yeah but where on the spectrum of military vehicle sexual identification is this Togopal really? I think this is an oversimplification.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10914 on: June 29, 2015, 05:11:50 pm »

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  Togopal: i sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter
Yeah but where on the spectrum of military vehicle sexual identification is this Togopal really? I think this is an oversimplification.
As someone who knows where this quote comes from, the pronouns are idiot/idiot/idiotself.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10915 on: June 29, 2015, 05:44:19 pm »

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Federren Macander says, "Get into my unhinged cumguzzler."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10916 on: June 29, 2015, 07:14:28 pm »

You have clearly failed to consider what a thin layer of cloth is worth in a massive hand-to-gland battle.
FTFY
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10917 on: June 29, 2015, 08:19:03 pm »

Drinking game for references of Jesus anyone?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10918 on: June 29, 2015, 08:49:20 pm »

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Justin Beck(as Randy Research) says, "I've accepted being black."
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[Common] Joseph Cromwell says, "It is time Jack Sparrow walks the plank"
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Asher Harris says, "Literally everyone in Command except the Chief Engineer is an idiot."
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Oscar Elliott broadcasts, "UR MUM IS PHAT"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10919 on: June 29, 2015, 11:56:20 pm »

when the crop fails, we need our reserves of bubble butts to survive!
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