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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763407 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10845 on: June 18, 2015, 05:32:43 pm »

Quote from: A friend in meatspace, in the batman voice
Alright, I've been bitchslapped one too many times.  The goddamn Batman quits!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10846 on: June 18, 2015, 07:54:32 pm »

metal penises kill people
I really need to stop snapping people's necks so much.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10847 on: June 19, 2015, 09:57:50 am »

Quote from: Another forum
Person 1: Screw you [Person 2]
Person 2: As long as it's you doing the screwing, [Person 1]

The reactions afterwards were priceless.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10848 on: June 19, 2015, 12:13:00 pm »

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You said it better than I could. It was like watching a paraplegic militant vegan getting kicked to death by the local chapter of the flat earth society.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10849 on: June 19, 2015, 01:14:20 pm »

* scrdest confirmed to like huge organs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10850 on: June 19, 2015, 02:10:27 pm »

The Very Incarnation Of Puppy Strangling
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10851 on: June 19, 2015, 03:33:09 pm »

large amount of sticky stuff all over my entire hand. Tasted good, though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10852 on: June 19, 2015, 04:17:16 pm »

my mouth always feels like I've drank a bottle of pancake syrup
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10853 on: June 19, 2015, 07:30:29 pm »

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You hear a voice in your head... You feel a sudden surge of power as righteous wrath of the proletariat surges through your veins!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10854 on: June 19, 2015, 08:45:16 pm »

What exactly did you just link to? Whatever it was, it first demanded I make and activate an account, then refused me access after I did so.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10855 on: June 19, 2015, 10:27:32 pm »

Mexican coke of course, that shit is great.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10856 on: June 19, 2015, 11:44:11 pm »

Quote from: My Friend
The government is putting minions in the water supply.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10857 on: June 20, 2015, 07:47:08 am »

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14:46   <GiglaDes>: better to be pissed off than pissed on
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10858 on: June 20, 2015, 08:01:44 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10859 on: June 20, 2015, 11:00:55 am »

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