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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763473 times)

miauw62

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10830 on: June 15, 2015, 06:44:52 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10831 on: June 15, 2015, 09:53:04 am »

I want to run around as a small child in power armor, punching everyone I meet to death
He tried to hit me with the body of his deceased monarch.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10832 on: June 15, 2015, 12:40:46 pm »

Besides the people Christens really murder are topaz people.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10833 on: June 16, 2015, 01:23:21 am »

"Oh hey, I have an article of clothing from the late queen! I'm gonna be famous!"

"So what, I've got the queen's severed finger lodged in my eye! How famous do you think I'll be?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10834 on: June 16, 2015, 08:46:01 am »

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Sheb: Which I missed the first couple of time, but today I finally made it so I cans tart streaking!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10836 on: June 17, 2015, 02:02:42 pm »

I've been exposed to too much fucking
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10837 on: June 17, 2015, 04:09:03 pm »

"ONE boot to the ass, HAH HAH HAH. TWO boots to the ass, HAH HAH HAH. Three, THREE boots to the ass, HAH HAH HAH."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10838 on: June 17, 2015, 05:50:24 pm »

It feels wrong! D: I wanna convert people by the sword! D:

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10839 on: June 17, 2015, 05:52:34 pm »

My spunk will make your cooter tingle!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10840 on: June 17, 2015, 09:46:02 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10841 on: June 18, 2015, 11:18:09 am »

Gandalf the Grey is high as a kite on longbottom leaf, has the munchies, and due to being high as a kite, did not think to just go to the local bakery and get a cake there instead
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10842 on: June 18, 2015, 11:20:30 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10843 on: June 18, 2015, 12:31:25 pm »

Would plumbing be harder or easier when you literally shit bricks?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10844 on: June 18, 2015, 03:45:32 pm »

remember seeing one of the children of Shub-Niggurath on the news
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