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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763542 times)

Tawa

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10800 on: June 11, 2015, 02:36:44 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10801 on: June 11, 2015, 02:53:01 pm »

I was being like, blackmailed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10802 on: June 11, 2015, 03:41:37 pm »

wandering off and pooping everywhere is what lawyers do
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10803 on: June 11, 2015, 05:14:43 pm »

((You could just start thwapping him repeatedly with your floppy meat appendage.))

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10805 on: June 11, 2015, 09:20:40 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10806 on: June 12, 2015, 01:46:56 am »

How could I sleep at night with the inanimate leering gazes of tens or hundreds of smiling animu grills staring into my soul from every direction?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10807 on: June 12, 2015, 02:06:11 am »

PSA complete, out the window, through the door, off the balcony frumple goes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10808 on: June 12, 2015, 02:53:42 am »

So remeber: Only you can prevent forest fires. Unless a dragon comes around.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10809 on: June 12, 2015, 12:06:35 pm »

If you'll excuse me, I hear they're having an End-of-World sale down at Crazy Joe's tinfoil hat superstore.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10810 on: June 12, 2015, 01:39:57 pm »

Fashion statement, or fashioner statement?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10811 on: June 12, 2015, 08:07:37 pm »

Quote from: A friend
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10812 on: June 13, 2015, 07:47:05 am »

Second page? Not on my watch!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10813 on: June 13, 2015, 09:18:17 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10814 on: June 13, 2015, 09:45:55 am »

If your rocket is an umbrella or empty plastic can, you might have some trouble.
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