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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763522 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10755 on: June 06, 2015, 06:01:20 pm »

"My crotch cannot be contained by mere cotton garments! My balls need to swing free like the majestic eagle's wings! My schlong must dangle like the trunk of the mighty elephant!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10756 on: June 06, 2015, 06:49:14 pm »

Reading the last couple pages, I think it's good that none of my non-internet aquaintances know me on Bay12.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10757 on: June 06, 2015, 06:53:05 pm »

I love you, Helgo.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10758 on: June 06, 2015, 08:54:19 pm »

Nipplewart is always in the forest and always does warts, contraceptive, and erectile dysfunction.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10759 on: June 06, 2015, 09:15:56 pm »

Quote from: Guardian Box
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10760 on: June 06, 2015, 10:47:45 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10761 on: June 06, 2015, 10:54:25 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10762 on: June 06, 2015, 11:18:18 pm »

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[23:18]   GUNINANRUNIN   oh i can just shove weeds into my mouth and it heals me
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10764 on: June 07, 2015, 06:57:10 am »

Screw enough popes and the holyness rubs off on you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10765 on: June 07, 2015, 01:39:34 pm »

Canada is one of the finest literary fictions of our time; its story is so compelling, people are actually convinced they live within it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10767 on: June 07, 2015, 05:56:26 pm »

Heh~
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10768 on: June 07, 2015, 11:45:38 pm »

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05:39   <GUNINANRUNIN>: also, what do you want your farm to be called ochi
05:39   <GUNINANRUNIN>: ive considered Lon Lon
05:40   <Ochita>: Find a prison name, add farm onto the end of it. So like, Alcatraz, or something!
05:40   <Ochita>: I..it may as well be a prison considering how much you're gonna make me bleed :_:
05:40   <GUNINANRUNIN>: yeahhhhh we'll just call it lon lon
05:40   <GUNINANRUNIN>: just a friendly ranch. no slavery here
05:41   <GUNINANRUNIN>: "Murderkill Farm..."
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06:00   <GUNINANRUNIN>: jeez, farming is kind of hardcore
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10769 on: June 08, 2015, 12:47:02 am »

Which Harvest Moon? Rune Factory?
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