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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763474 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10740 on: June 05, 2015, 08:45:42 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10741 on: June 06, 2015, 12:36:49 am »
Quote from: TheBronzePickle on June 05, 2015, 10:44:02 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10742 on: June 06, 2015, 05:37:23 am »
Quote from: Akura on June 05, 2015, 10:36:38 am

How the hell do you dig these up?
I just like reading random shit in the upper boards. Someone linked that thread in a more recent thread and I found the post I quoted while reading it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10743 on: June 06, 2015, 05:58:52 am »
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I don't mind the incest. I vote for the Greens, remember?
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10744 on: June 06, 2015, 06:57:12 am »
Quote from: rabidgam3r on June 06, 2015, 12:06:16 am
the goddamn Crow and I really want her clothes
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10745 on: June 06, 2015, 08:35:40 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on June 06, 2015, 05:58:52 am
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I don't mind the incest. I vote for the Greens, remember?

Where does that one comes from? :p
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10746 on: June 06, 2015, 09:22:51 am »
My girlfriend, not drunk you :D
Context: The German Greens currently are having a scandal about being pro-pedophilia during their early days. I dunno why we were talking about something involving incest though.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10747 on: June 06, 2015, 09:26:50 am »
Now- just to be sure, you understand- your girlfriend isn't your cousin, is she? :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10748 on: June 06, 2015, 09:31:03 am »
Quote from: MarcAFK on June 06, 2015, 08:03:08 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10749 on: June 06, 2015, 09:34:10 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10750 on: June 06, 2015, 10:06:21 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on June 06, 2015, 09:26:50 am
Now- just to be sure, you understand- your girlfriend isn't your cousin, is she? :P
I'm pretty much certain that I don't have any first-degree cousins, much less first-degree cousins my age. Additionally I'm pretty sure that I'm the first in the family to tap some Swabian ass, so all in all it's a pretty much all-round 'no'.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10751 on: June 06, 2015, 10:09:27 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10752 on: June 06, 2015, 01:24:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10754 on: June 06, 2015, 03:58:42 pm »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 05, 2015, 03:37:27 pm
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