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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1719747 times)

Graknorke

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10710 on: June 02, 2015, 06:22:37 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10711 on: June 02, 2015, 10:57:01 am »

When you're microwaving your underpants for example you want to not make a test run so your Italian flatmate doesn't come in the door when you're about to start on the pair you actually want.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10712 on: June 02, 2015, 12:01:51 pm »

Within you a deep urge arises, a primal calling, a divine purpose. With an animal howl you scream out: "GOTTA CATCH'EM AAAAAALL!". Images of friendship and fingerless gloves appear before your eyes, then all is still.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10713 on: June 02, 2015, 02:52:33 pm »

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21:51   <GiglaDes>: instead i accidently missiled the government
21:52   <Solymr>: gj
looked like yakety sax with occasional murders
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10714 on: June 02, 2015, 05:32:23 pm »

I transform into Odin
I transform into Jesus
I shoot lightnings like a sith lord
I then float away while the conservatives are in awe of my Jesushood
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10715 on: June 02, 2015, 05:35:56 pm »

Nordic Police Cat Jesus approves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10716 on: June 02, 2015, 05:37:21 pm »

Would jesuscat have that beard thing?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10717 on: June 02, 2015, 05:38:25 pm »

That's how he gets his bro-power.
Warning: Side-effect may include people thinking you traffic child slaves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10718 on: June 02, 2015, 07:29:49 pm »

As the great philosopher Plato said:
"boobies"

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10719 on: June 02, 2015, 07:32:33 pm »

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The answer to everything is Three dicks at a time.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10720 on: June 02, 2015, 08:39:41 pm »

That is one impressive cock you got there.
That's one boss looking cock.
i am glad that you like my cock, please accept my heartfelt gratitude
That one was too easy
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10721 on: June 02, 2015, 11:20:23 pm »

The only armor I need is the Emperors grace.  It also seems to be the only thing I can afford.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10723 on: June 03, 2015, 12:41:43 pm »

Kangaroos. Nature's own drug couriers.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10724 on: June 03, 2015, 04:08:04 pm »

You also fight said sheep and, following the fight, become the sheep.
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