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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763403 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10710 on: June 02, 2015, 06:22:37 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10711 on: June 02, 2015, 10:57:01 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on June 02, 2015, 10:50:49 am
When you're microwaving your underpants for example you want to not make a test run so your Italian flatmate doesn't come in the door when you're about to start on the pair you actually want.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10712 on: June 02, 2015, 12:01:51 pm »
Quote from: bahihs on May 31, 2015, 10:29:52 am
Within you a deep urge arises, a primal calling, a divine purpose. With an animal howl you scream out: "GOTTA CATCH'EM AAAAAALL!". Images of friendship and fingerless gloves appear before your eyes, then all is still.
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10713 on: June 02, 2015, 02:52:33 pm »
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Quote from: Max™ on April 13, 2015, 05:56:18 pm
looked like yakety sax with occasional murders
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10714 on: June 02, 2015, 05:32:23 pm »
Quote from: Cinder on June 02, 2015, 05:20:44 pm
I transform into Odin
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I transform into Jesus
Quote from: Cinder on June 02, 2015, 05:20:44 pm
I shoot lightnings like a sith lord
Quote from: Cinder on June 02, 2015, 05:20:44 pm
I then float away while the conservatives are in awe of my Jesushood
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10715 on: June 02, 2015, 05:35:56 pm »
Nordic Police Cat Jesus approves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10716 on: June 02, 2015, 05:37:21 pm »
Would jesuscat have that beard thing?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10717 on: June 02, 2015, 05:38:25 pm »
That's how he gets his bro-power.
Warning: Side-effect may include people thinking you traffic child slaves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10718 on: June 02, 2015, 07:29:49 pm »
Quote from: Dansmithers on June 02, 2015, 07:27:11 pm
As the great philosopher Plato said:
"boobies"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10719 on: June 02, 2015, 07:32:33 pm »
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The answer to everything is Three dicks at a time.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10720 on: June 02, 2015, 08:39:41 pm »
Quote from: Shook on June 02, 2015, 08:03:00 pm
Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on June 02, 2015, 07:17:23 pm
That is one impressive cock you got there.
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on June 02, 2015, 07:10:41 pm
That's one boss looking cock.
i am glad that you like my cock, please accept my heartfelt gratitude
That one was too easy
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FArgHalfnr for the #1 eldrich monstrocity.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10721 on: June 02, 2015, 11:20:23 pm »
Quote from: VoidSlayer on June 02, 2015, 02:33:38 am
The only armor I need is the Emperors grace.  It also seems to be the only thing I can afford.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10722 on: June 03, 2015, 05:13:48 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10723 on: June 03, 2015, 12:41:43 pm »
Quote from: scriver on May 29, 2015, 08:45:44 am
Kangaroos. Nature's own drug couriers.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10724 on: June 03, 2015, 04:08:04 pm »
Quote from: Ispil on June 03, 2015, 03:54:20 pm
You also fight said sheep and, following the fight, become the sheep.
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