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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1719852 times)

Jacob/Lee

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10620 on: May 19, 2015, 05:55:19 pm »

Did you know that the sidewalk can catch fire? I did not know this.

Tawa

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10621 on: May 19, 2015, 05:56:02 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10622 on: May 19, 2015, 06:22:37 pm »

- You'll no longer try to talk to your dead children when you have the family focus.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10623 on: May 20, 2015, 01:59:17 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10624 on: May 20, 2015, 02:56:33 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10625 on: May 20, 2015, 03:51:49 am »

Demonstrations tend to be more effective once teacher and student get high enough.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10626 on: May 20, 2015, 11:59:36 am »

The cat is woefully starved
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10627 on: May 20, 2015, 12:28:34 pm »

On the downside, putting Grandma in a sailor suit isn't nearly as kawaii.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10628 on: May 20, 2015, 01:52:40 pm »

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20:10   <mibKitty>: soon it will be \Dress Up You Princeling And His Badass Military Maids Emblem' :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10629 on: May 20, 2015, 02:47:57 pm »

Jumping Mecha-Jesus on a rocket-powered pogostick
vacuuming cats is hard
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10631 on: May 21, 2015, 01:31:10 pm »

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20:29   <AlleeKitty>: i bet the writers are going "betcha i can make literally everyone hate this game" "youre on"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10632 on: May 21, 2015, 01:44:34 pm »

I've been in such an... unstable mood for the past couple of days that it took a short while for the cerebral hemorrhage to set in.

There it goes... theeeeere it goes...

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10633 on: May 21, 2015, 01:53:19 pm »

Messy are incest, but do they get the bonuses that Zorro gets too?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10634 on: May 21, 2015, 02:04:38 pm »

Wow, three different quotes in the same day, posted by three different people.

I'm on a roll!

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