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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762585 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10455 on: April 26, 2015, 09:08:57 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10456 on: April 26, 2015, 02:28:26 pm »

I am an uncaring expresso-powered machine of hate and inevitability.
they look like his arms, with no body attached, and his severed head on the floor
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10457 on: April 26, 2015, 07:47:47 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10458 on: April 26, 2015, 10:49:08 pm »

Quote from: Ignition
And, red-blooded young Americans all, with larceny in their hearts, they liberated every milligram of hydrazine hydrate and high-strength hydrogen peroxide that they could find in Germany. Plus, naturally, the special aluminum tank cars built to carry the latter.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10459 on: April 26, 2015, 11:10:55 pm »

You guys just wait til I'm not around to do the weird stuff don't you?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10460 on: April 27, 2015, 01:20:29 pm »

You're probably one of those people that use houses as shelter instead of burning it down to cook food too.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10461 on: April 27, 2015, 03:26:54 pm »

I rammed my vehicle through a pharmacy wall to get a flu shot, but it doesn't seem to have cured me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10462 on: April 27, 2015, 07:38:55 pm »

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[Common] Boggles exclaims, "A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10463 on: April 27, 2015, 08:44:27 pm »

Methanol is just another part in the grand scheme
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10464 on: April 27, 2015, 09:11:27 pm »

I still get tempted to kill people when I'm talking to them sometimes, I can feel their breath cutting off via strangulation or their necks snapping, etc.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10465 on: April 27, 2015, 09:27:53 pm »

Sounds like that one fanfic where Goku has a Super Saiyan battle with Hitler.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10466 on: April 27, 2015, 09:30:31 pm »

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04:24   <Glowcat>: It looks like Otiros is planning for a romantic moment and wanted Enoch all alone so that he could propose, or otherwise start an intense private confession
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10467 on: April 27, 2015, 11:11:53 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10468 on: April 28, 2015, 04:03:49 am »

Sounds like that one fanfic where Goku has a Super Saiyan battle with Hitler.
I think there's this one manga where Hitler goes Super Saiyan Aryan. Then he goes Super Aryan 2 and his hair transforms into a swastika.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10469 on: April 28, 2015, 04:07:33 am »

Isn't that the one where world leaders solve everything with Mahjong?
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