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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10440 on: April 24, 2015, 01:58:23 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10441 on: April 25, 2015, 02:32:37 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10442 on: April 25, 2015, 07:21:59 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10443 on: April 25, 2015, 11:29:43 am »
Quote from: Frumple on April 25, 2015, 11:21:49 am
I can see that being worth 30 tons of dakka.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10444 on: April 25, 2015, 11:34:12 am »
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Quote from: Frumple on April 25, 2015, 11:21:49 am
I can see that being worth 30 tons of dakka.

You forgot the rest of it.

Quote from: Frumple on April 25, 2015, 11:21:49 am
... a blessed artifact made of purest cocaine, inscribed with sensitive intel? I can see that being worth 30 tons of dakka.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10445 on: April 25, 2015, 11:54:00 am »
Quote from: Frumple on April 25, 2015, 11:53:02 am
Being doused in molten gold would almost certainly hurt more than having your junk chopped off.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10446 on: April 25, 2015, 12:12:39 pm »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10447 on: April 25, 2015, 12:31:56 pm »
Quote from: scrdest on April 25, 2015, 12:23:51 pm
This is a *golden dong*. It menaces with rings of PURE AGONIZING PAIN.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10448 on: April 25, 2015, 02:36:58 pm »
Quote from: Sergarr on April 25, 2015, 02:09:30 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10449 on: April 25, 2015, 07:03:08 pm »
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Ducks, much like cheese and pregnancy, are one of those things that you want to know as little about as possible for the sake of your sanity.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10450 on: April 25, 2015, 07:20:28 pm »
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Ducks, much like cheese and pregnancy, are one of those things that you want to know as little about as possible for the sake of your sanity.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10451 on: April 25, 2015, 08:35:25 pm »
Quote from: Shadowlord on April 25, 2015, 02:35:56 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10452 on: April 25, 2015, 08:49:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10453 on: April 25, 2015, 11:56:48 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on April 25, 2015, 11:54:45 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10454 on: April 26, 2015, 06:29:21 am »
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