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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1720017 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10426 on: April 23, 2015, 03:49:42 pm »

Its a quantum burrito that draws its fat values from another universe :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10428 on: April 23, 2015, 05:13:40 pm »

Like nocking an arrow. Except the arrow is a gnome. 'Cuz they got those pointy hats, and stuff.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10429 on: April 23, 2015, 05:19:07 pm »

Like nocking an arrow. Except the arrow is a gnome. 'Cuz they got those pointy hats, and stuff.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10430 on: April 23, 2015, 05:23:48 pm »

Don't forget a control group of Sloths that think they've been thrown out of plane, but are actually given sugar pills.

Someone already posted that, silly.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10433 on: April 23, 2015, 11:12:37 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10434 on: April 23, 2015, 11:43:10 pm »

I'm going to assume a "pokerus" is some sort of uterus you can store pokemon in.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2015, 07:46:40 pm by technicallyAdventurer »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10435 on: April 24, 2015, 01:50:56 am »

That would be so much better if you just clipped off the first half.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10436 on: April 24, 2015, 06:50:04 am »

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13:46   <GiglaDes>: caves are kind of like plains
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10437 on: April 24, 2015, 07:39:02 am »

As someone who knows nothing of pokemon I'm going to assume a "pokerus" is some sort of uterus you can store pokemon in.

As some who does know about Pokemon, I still don't really get what PokeRus is. It sounds like some venereal disease that can only be treated with copius amounts of vodka.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10438 on: April 24, 2015, 08:22:14 am »

According to my source, it's technically a virus, but a beneficial one, since it doubles the EVs you gain after a battle.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10439 on: April 24, 2015, 08:43:06 am »

Hard to not be metal when you're literally warmed by the dead.
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