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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762450 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10410 on: April 21, 2015, 09:10:31 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on April 21, 2015, 07:38:37 pm
Quote from: Spehss _ on April 21, 2015, 05:50:55 pm
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 21, 2015, 05:45:45 pm
Parents will angrily demand Japan is banned to protect the children.
DAMN YOU NINJA SPACECAT! DAMN YOU!
That was, like, two hours before your post. Hardly a ninja.
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More like a timetraveling ninja spacecat.
Into my sig this goes.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10411 on: April 21, 2015, 09:33:09 pm »
We don't get nearly enough quotes from the DF section down here, so here's one by our very own Spehss_

Quote from: Spehss _ on April 21, 2015, 06:45:23 pm
everyone needs to sit back, relax, and have a bubblebath before the zombies eat their faces.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10412 on: April 21, 2015, 09:41:54 pm »
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So no, I didn't believe injuries were real.
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10413 on: April 22, 2015, 12:24:21 pm »
Quote from: Akura on April 22, 2015, 07:57:58 am
the world is devoid of all resources except an abundance of panty shots.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10414 on: April 22, 2015, 01:32:20 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10415 on: April 22, 2015, 01:56:10 pm »
Quote from: Bumblebee on April 22, 2015, 12:20:16 pm
Aaa, people, stop shaving your power away! Only bearded humanity can conquer the galaxy!
Quote from: scriver on April 22, 2015, 12:22:53 am
Cheese-filled human. Yummy!
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10416 on: April 22, 2015, 02:14:59 pm »
Quote from: Eagleon on April 22, 2015, 12:10:53 am
Being the guy that made the screaming robot babies probably wasn't going to endear me to the community.

Quote from: Nighthawk on April 22, 2015, 01:13:02 pm
"They see me ridin'
My segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white
Just white and nerday~"
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Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 28, 2015, 01:46:02 pm
FArgHalfnr for the #1 eldrich monstrocity.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10417 on: April 22, 2015, 07:10:21 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on March 08, 2015, 05:38:20 pm
Have you tried applying a shotgun to the face?
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10418 on: April 22, 2015, 07:17:59 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on April 22, 2015, 06:58:55 pm
They don't dare announce it; as soon as the government remembers that NASA exists the left and right will hold hands to strip
And it would be such an improvement from the status quo...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10419 on: April 22, 2015, 09:11:53 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on April 22, 2015, 09:09:57 pm
Cannibalism is generally not considered a virtue, no. Not even if it's in context
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10420 on: April 22, 2015, 09:36:56 pm »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10421 on: April 23, 2015, 09:03:35 am »
Quote from: Frumple on April 22, 2015, 08:11:49 pm
i like how one of the search results for Heidegger Tsundere is "staring at Kant's breasts…?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10422 on: April 23, 2015, 10:46:52 am »
Quote from: a1s on April 23, 2015, 08:21:22 am
Don't forget a control group of Sloths that think they've been thrown out of plane, but are actually given sugar pills.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10423 on: April 23, 2015, 11:13:08 am »
Quote from: Greiger on April 23, 2015, 10:02:24 am
"I know I should feel bad about killing the child but my inner darwin award presenter cancels it out."
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Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 28, 2015, 01:46:02 pm
FArgHalfnr for the #1 eldrich monstrocity.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10424 on: April 23, 2015, 12:57:54 pm »
Quote from: a1s on April 23, 2015, 08:21:22 am
Don't forget a control group of Sloths that think they've been thrown out of plane, but are actually given sugar pills.
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