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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764559 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10245 on: April 07, 2015, 03:10:52 pm »
Quote from: AlleeCat on April 06, 2015, 12:09:17 pm
"This one looks like the dark god Mephistopheles coming to purge the souls of the unworthy, daddy!"
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10246 on: April 07, 2015, 06:29:22 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on April 07, 2015, 06:25:22 pm
Sorry your turtle exploded and now there's shit all over your hand
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10247 on: April 07, 2015, 06:59:23 pm »
Quote from: Scott Manley video
He's not dead, he's just... inanimate.
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10248 on: April 07, 2015, 07:03:10 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on April 07, 2015, 06:59:23 pm
Quote from: Scott Manley video
He's not dead, he's just... inanimate.
I just got finished watching that. Space surfboards FTW!!!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10249 on: April 07, 2015, 08:57:32 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on April 07, 2015, 08:49:08 pm
someone could come rescue me in the wonkavator
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10250 on: April 07, 2015, 11:14:01 pm »
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It's like shorts with streamers


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Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10251 on: April 07, 2015, 11:16:22 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on April 07, 2015, 06:20:47 pm
I can't say that I was ever lured into an unmarked van by a fifth of Jack.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10252 on: April 08, 2015, 07:17:47 am »
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Wishing to return home as soon as possible, Daniel redoubled his efforts to find the last monkey needed to fulfill Andy’s needs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10253 on: April 08, 2015, 07:52:59 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10254 on: April 08, 2015, 10:23:19 am »
Quote from: BFEL on April 08, 2015, 07:13:04 am
All their stuff is bout stabbing in a not-sexy way. So it should help.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10255 on: April 08, 2015, 03:34:23 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on April 08, 2015, 03:14:48 pm
The best part is that you can pickpocket him and grab a handful of bees.
Quote from: FArgHalfnr on April 08, 2015, 01:25:07 pm
Abraham Lincoln was such a jerk
« Last Edit: April 08, 2015, 04:21:58 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10256 on: April 08, 2015, 05:03:18 pm »
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15:03   <Kagus>: Goddamn muslims, declaring holy wars

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15:10   <Objectkitty>: these makeup tutorials are for white people
15:10   <Objectkitty>: i'm not white
15:10   <Reverie>: That's sexist and you know it
15:10   <Reverie>: Shame on you
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10257 on: April 09, 2015, 08:35:47 am »
Quote from: Tack on April 09, 2015, 08:31:10 am
I personally feel that bondage is like chocolate. Great with everything, amazing by itself, Fun with Icecream. But too much and you'll become sick.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10258 on: April 09, 2015, 09:04:52 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10259 on: April 09, 2015, 09:11:55 am »
Quote from: notquitethere on April 08, 2015, 01:04:55 pm
Toddlers are rarely prosecuted for anything, the lucky devils.
Quote from: Orange Wizard on April 08, 2015, 09:36:43 pm
Your tooth people tend to get a bit unsettled.
Quote from: Rolan7 on April 08, 2015, 09:50:01 pm
I don't think they're inciting me to violence.  Though maybe if I ever checked my voicemail...
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