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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761345 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10110 on: March 24, 2015, 10:00:42 pm »
Quote from: #einsteinianroulette
[19:58:34]   <Toaster>   Come at me
[19:58:39]   <Toaster>   I'll poop on you
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10111 on: March 24, 2015, 10:55:28 pm »
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22:53 Caellath I have to do productive stuff.
22:53 Toaster Then why are you on IRC?
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Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on August 30, 2012, 10:33:35 pm
This fort really does sit on the event horizon of madness and catastrophe
Quote from: piecewise on January 19, 2015, 05:03:57 pm
No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10112 on: March 25, 2015, 03:42:41 am »
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> i've been ordering a lot of random sweets from amazon lately
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> u should order a loli too
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10113 on: March 25, 2015, 08:02:02 am »
Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 24, 2015, 07:55:28 pm
Who can fill the void of telling people to go eat maggot shit and die in a fire? Nobody.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10114 on: March 25, 2015, 11:50:55 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 24, 2015, 08:58:54 pm
I recall a Chinese movie trailer in which a woman bent over, lifted her skirt, and a retractable machine gun popped out of her ass and turned the bad guy into swiss cheese.
Quote from: Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum on March 24, 2015, 10:08:22 pm
But now I have to go shopping again tonight because most of my clothes are bloodstained. :-\
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10115 on: March 25, 2015, 02:13:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10116 on: March 25, 2015, 06:06:29 pm »
Quote from: Rolepgeek on March 25, 2015, 05:56:33 pm
Quote from: Andres on March 25, 2015, 04:42:55 pm
So what's it called when you control another person's living body using magic? Puppetry? Body-controlling?
Being a dick.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10117 on: March 25, 2015, 11:12:41 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on March 25, 2015, 11:08:33 pm
No doubt my skin problems will take this as a bugle call to affix its windburn-bayonets and charge across my face as though it's the Somme.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10118 on: March 26, 2015, 07:51:51 am »
Quote from: notquitethere on March 24, 2015, 01:29:56 pm
He really added something to this mafia community. And that something was unbridled rage and unnecessary shit-flinging.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10119 on: March 26, 2015, 10:47:25 am »
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[10:44]   GUNINANRUNIN   i pledge allegiance
[10:44]   GUNINANRUNIN   to the flag
[10:44]   GUNINANRUNIN   of the united commonwealths of britannia
[10:44]   GUNINANRUNIN   and to the imperialist autochracy for which it stands
[10:45]   GUNINANRUNIN   one nation, under lelouch
[10:45]   GUNINANRUNIN   indivisible
[10:45]   GUNINANRUNIN   with tea and knightmare frames for all
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10120 on: March 26, 2015, 12:19:42 pm »
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10:19   Tirian   Can I loathe you? :D
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10121 on: March 26, 2015, 12:21:35 pm »
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18:19   <GiglaDes>: "Excuse, but do you mind awfully if I despise you?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10122 on: March 26, 2015, 01:26:50 pm »
Quote from: Tack on March 26, 2015, 01:24:16 pm
STOP BEING SO REASONABLE AND FORGIVING
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10123 on: March 26, 2015, 03:27:31 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10124 on: March 26, 2015, 06:30:11 pm »
Quote from: Ridgedog
If you hate the neighbors, you just kill them. That's what I like about the ocean.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!
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