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[dragnar]

The above user should sleep with one eye open in full plate armor.

[Phantom]

The above user is to be devoured by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[iceball3]

The above user should avoid that person who revives demon trees.

[Phantom]

The above user is another specimen SCP-1427 "The Aryan."

[iceball3]

The above user should be forwarned about how the fabric in their body armour is actually made of dried GCS feces, and that it won't do shist to protect against bullets.

[breadbocks]

The above user is IRL a carp gulping menacingly at me.

[ECrownofFire]

The above user is a secret government agent sent to monitor this forum.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The above user is an escaped copy of DF 00.64.00 spying on this forum.

[ECrownofFire]

The above user is a computer simulation of how an average forumgoer would act.

[Urist Imiknorris]

The above user is a magma crab.

[dragnar]

The above user lost his magic cue ball.

[Urist Imiknorris]

The above user does not realize that I blew it up in that huge bitch's face.

[dragnar]

The above user STILL does not have a magic cue ball.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Neither does she.

The above user is Black Mage from the future.

[iceball3]

The above user is the FINAL version of DF, after making it's own internal computer that connects to the internet.