The above user once had a meal of shrimp fried rice in a chinese store down at Melbourne. There was too much soy-sauce, (which isn't a sauce meant for chinese food, but what do Aussies know of chinese?) but it was made up for with the excellent hosting service, and the firm buttocks of the waitress, which were ogled at great length by the above user and all of his mates. Of course, the fried rice didn't come alone. They also had some honey chicken and satay pork, and had a rib fillet steak, just to point out how hilarious it was that they could order western food in a restraunt that was advertising it's eastern foods. However, a good meal was had - they had pleasant company, and one of his mates managed to get the waitresses phone number.
Afterwards, they decided to go to the pub for a few quiet drinks, whereupon they met an irish fellow who was intoxicated enough that he believed he could heal the sick. After many failed attempts with a bloke in a wheel-chair, the drunken irishman then began a row, calling the paraplegic a 'phony' and a 'liar', whereupon the man on the wheelchair kicked him in the crotch. A bar fight ensued, with the above user and his friends managing to form a defensive half-circle against a wall. When the crowd had thinned out a bit, they attempted to leave the bar, however they were halted and beaten on the way out, but they still had a merry time.
The above user is holding steak on his eye, and is grinning widely.
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