Update 9: Mind Games*ACCESSING SECURITY CAMERA RECORDING*
*TIME – MONDAY, MARCH 1 1999, 0847**CAMERA 3E-2 MONITORING LIVING QUARTERS 3*Cruz: Hey, I wonder when we’re going to get those laser cannons fitted on our Interceptors.
Mobius One: Actually, those laser cannons aren’t exactly a good weapon. Their range is below that of the Stingray missiles, so most UFOs would accelerate and-
Cruz: Just think how badass it would be!
*CAMERA 4E-1 MONITORING CORRIDOR*Engineer: So, um, why did you drag me down here for? Tank malfunctioning again?
Jeremy: No, I just wanted you guys to modify this into a Laser Tank!
Engineer: Actually, we’re still working on that Personal Armor for the troops. Check back in about a week!
Jeremy: …
*CAMERA 3F-1 MONITORING CORRIDOR*Charles: Ah, Frank! I was looking for you. We need to talk.
Frank: What is it?
Charles: The Science Department just compiled a report.
Charles: The scientists tell me that all the UFOs so far travel at sub-light speed, meaning that they must have a base somewhere in the solar system. In military terms, they have an aircraft carrier out there that we haven’t seen yet.
*CAMERA 4F-1 MONITORING ALIEN CONTAINMENT UNIT*Philip: -claims he’s an engineer. He also says that the other Sectoid, in the other cell, is a leader.
Johannes: We know that each Sectoid rank has a different genome, with engineers being stronger and navigators being smarter. It will be interesting to see the differences between the “leader” genome and the others. Guard!
Guard: Yes?
Johannes: Fetch the Sectoid in the holding cell. We need to interrogate him.
Guard: Yes sir!
*pewpew*
Johannes: What-?!
*ALIEN CONTAINMENT BREACHED. INITIATING LOCKDOWN OF MODULE*Johannes: No!
*zap*
Guard: Oh man, do I have a headache. Wait, what’s this sectoid doing here?
Johannes: Drop your weapon!
Guard: Wait, is that a dead body?
Johannes: That’s an order!
Guard: Yeah, relax! Hey, where did the other guards go?
Phillip: What’s going on here?
…
Phillip: Ah. We might have a
little problem with the interrogation.