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Author Topic: So. (Comic.) (Not made by me) 2 part. Now about slaughtering catgirls for parts.  (Read 2498 times)

NW_Kohaku

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Mermaids/catgirls are about as under the threat of extinction when they are being reproduced in an industrial manner for the purposes of profit as cows or chickens are in real life - dwarves will breed them to far beyond their natural populations to harvest their valuable parts.

...  I wonder if you can add in useful extras?  Like tails or ears that can be considered a decoration material. 

"This axe menaces with spikes of catgirl ears."
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At last the fetishists among dwarves would finally have the catears they always wished for!

And all it took was one quick job by the local butcher.

Can't forget the other possible items of value. Like their noses, dry 'em and grind them to powder, guaranteed to raise your virility!

Soak their liver in alcohol of your choosing for a few weeks and eat it raw, guaranteed to cure all disese! Or at the very least, get you mildly drunk.
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Mermaids/catgirls are about as under the threat of extinction when they are being reproduced in an industrial manner for the purposes of profit as cows or chickens are in real life - dwarves will breed them to far beyond their natural populations to harvest their valuable parts.

...  I wonder if you can add in useful extras?  Like tails or ears that can be considered a decoration material. 

"This axe menaces with spikes of catgirl ears."
wait what about slave labor clearly the Catmen could be used for butchering their own kind.
oh dang this comic had to bring back repressed memories of Olon the half Cat half dwarf hybrid sadly the pc that had her died before I could figure out how to dump saves into the database, that and she originally got mauled to death by wolves...
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NW_Kohaku

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Of course, aren't all the tigermen slaves we've had for a while ALREADY catgirls?
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Of course, aren't all the tigermen slaves we've had for a while ALREADY catgirls?

What do you think?
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Tigermen can be female you know... sort of like Human can be female.
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._o These are the questions that make this forum...
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While your at it, give them horrible fetish castes, so you can get more supplies.
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Re: So. (Comic.) (Not made by me)
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2010, 07:42:54 pm »

Here is a different one I just stumbled upon, dont know if its posted, but its awesome. It makes me laugh, enjoy!

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This is what I stumbled upon a week ago that got me to check out Dwarf Fortress. Here I am now, with a week of my life spent on my laptop overseeing dwarves.
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