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Author Topic: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode  (Read 11415 times)

breadbocks

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #60 on: September 04, 2010, 08:03:42 pm »
Quote from: Skelodwarf on September 04, 2010, 04:19:11 pm
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Quote from: Urist McKing on September 04, 2010, 03:30:23 pm
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Quote from: Urist McKing on September 04, 2010, 10:47:36 am
G for grammer, which the OP lacks.
S for spelling (it's spelled grammar)
I for Irony. Even I think thats funny.
E for Electric Boogaloo. (It should be that's.)
N for Nothing wrong with the above sentence.
Q for Quote Pyramid.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #61 on: September 04, 2010, 08:26:41 pm »
GSIENQ
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #62 on: September 04, 2010, 09:25:58 pm »
Quote from: breadbocks on September 04, 2010, 08:03:42 pm
Quote from: Skelodwarf on September 04, 2010, 04:19:11 pm
Quote from: Deteramot on September 04, 2010, 03:53:12 pm
Quote from: Urist McKing on September 04, 2010, 03:30:23 pm
Quote from: lolghurt on September 04, 2010, 10:56:00 am
Quote from: Urist McKing on September 04, 2010, 10:47:36 am
G for grammer, which the OP lacks.
S for spelling (it's spelled grammar)
I for Irony. Even I think thats funny.
E for Electric Boogaloo. (It should be that's.)
N for Nothing wrong with the above sentence.
Q for Quote Pyramid.
D is for Dorf'd cuz N for Ninja'd was already taken.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #63 on: September 04, 2010, 10:02:43 pm »
E for Excellent game to play while drunk
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #64 on: September 05, 2010, 04:36:25 am »
3+ Fun for all the family.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #65 on: September 05, 2010, 04:45:52 am »
U for Urist.
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on October 01, 2010, 12:52:33 pm
That's the great thing about this forum. We can derail any discussion into any other topic.
Quote from: Sphalerite on September 23, 2010, 08:56:03 pm
It's not an embark so much as seven dwarves having a simultaneous strange mood and going off to build an artifact fortress that menaces with spikes of awesome and hanging rings of death.

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #66 on: September 05, 2010, 04:52:33 am »
Quote from: ungulateman on September 05, 2010, 04:45:52 am
U for Urist.
ESRB rating, not Temperature.
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It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #67 on: September 05, 2010, 07:03:37 am »
It's rated Urist, which stands for:

Unreliable Game Engine
Ridiculous CPU Usage
Incredible Realism
Stupid Dwarves
Terrific Fun
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on October 01, 2010, 12:52:33 pm
That's the great thing about this forum. We can derail any discussion into any other topic.
Quote from: Sphalerite on September 23, 2010, 08:56:03 pm
It's not an embark so much as seven dwarves having a simultaneous strange mood and going off to build an artifact fortress that menaces with spikes of awesome and hanging rings of death.

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #68 on: September 05, 2010, 10:10:10 am »
UGERCUIRSDTF?
you spelled Urist wrong :P
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #69 on: September 05, 2010, 11:22:20 am »
DF would get the highest rating due to the "killing children" aspect. And it wouldn't be sold in Wal-Mart or GameStop because of that.  And, unfortunately, some politician would probably attempt to use it as a stepping-stone for their careers, and it would be "made an example of" to all the other game developers and hobbyists.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #70 on: September 05, 2010, 11:36:56 am »
Not so. The killing children isn't part of the simulator itself, just a byproduct. If you go like that, any FPS would be rated M because of the suicide possibility.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #71 on: September 05, 2010, 11:40:44 am »
Hm, totally realistic simulator (read 'the game that emulates real world in every detail') is probably going to be rated AO... Thus, the next logical step - anyone below 18 shouldn't be allowed into the REAL world  :o
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #72 on: September 05, 2010, 12:02:53 pm »
Quote from: Beeskee on September 05, 2010, 11:22:20 am
DF would get the highest rating due to the "killing children" aspect. And it wouldn't be sold in Wal-Mart or GameStop because of that.  And, unfortunately, some politician would probably attempt to use it as a stepping-stone for their careers, and it would be "made an example of" to all the other game developers and hobbyists.
I'd like to watch them show screenshots of the game on mass media.

"This following clip may be offensive. Viewer discretion is advised."
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2010, 12:05:50 pm »
Quote from: Gnauga on September 05, 2010, 12:02:53 pm
Quote from: Beeskee on September 05, 2010, 11:22:20 am
DF would get the highest rating due to the "killing children" aspect. And it wouldn't be sold in Wal-Mart or GameStop because of that.  And, unfortunately, some politician would probably attempt to use it as a stepping-stone for their careers, and it would be "made an example of" to all the other game developers and hobbyists.
I'd like to watch them show screenshots of the game on mass media.

"This following clip may be offensive. Viewer discretion is advised."
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


 :o

what in god's name happened?!!?
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2010, 12:13:03 pm »
Quote from: Gnauga on September 05, 2010, 12:02:53 pm
Quote from: Beeskee on September 05, 2010, 11:22:20 am
DF would get the highest rating due to the "killing children" aspect. And it wouldn't be sold in Wal-Mart or GameStop because of that.  And, unfortunately, some politician would probably attempt to use it as a stepping-stone for their careers, and it would be "made an example of" to all the other game developers and hobbyists.
I'd like to watch them show screenshots of the game on mass media.

"This following clip may be offensive. Viewer discretion is advised."
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You sick bastard! That is tooo violent for TV >:(! I think I'm gonna be sick :-[
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 18, 2010, 10:39:25 pm
Yes! I would like the court to recognize the record as showing that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
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