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Author Topic: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode  (Read 11429 times)

Tywuzhere

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2010, 12:18:19 pm »

>  for the >>>>>>>>ness.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #46 on: September 04, 2010, 01:03:15 pm »

Z for Zurgllebaurgrhwiodf. The noise you make when a baby goes insane on a goblin siege, killing them all.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #47 on: September 04, 2010, 01:20:24 pm »

Q for Buildings.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #48 on: September 04, 2010, 02:54:10 pm »

... I love this forum. XD

I've seen threads about "what makes Dwarf Fortress so awesome?"

This. This thread. So much this.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2010, 03:18:35 pm »

Rated ≡ for ≡EXCEPTIONAL≡
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #50 on: September 04, 2010, 03:30:23 pm »

G for grammer, which the OP lacks.
S for spelling (it's spelled grammar)
I for Irony. Even I think thats funny.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #51 on: September 04, 2010, 03:52:52 pm »

!! for !!+cat tallow roast[5]!!
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #52 on: September 04, 2010, 03:53:12 pm »

G for grammer, which the OP lacks.
S for spelling (it's spelled grammar)
I for Irony. Even I think thats funny.
E for Electric Boogaloo. (It should be that's.)
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #53 on: September 04, 2010, 04:19:11 pm »

G for grammer, which the OP lacks.
S for spelling (it's spelled grammar)
I for Irony. Even I think thats funny.
E for Electric Boogaloo. (It should be that's.)
N for Nothing wrong with the above sentence.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #54 on: September 04, 2010, 04:59:27 pm »

F for Friends who do stuff together...
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #55 on: September 04, 2010, 05:17:41 pm »

L for LMAO how did that armless dwarf strangle that guy to death??
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #56 on: September 04, 2010, 05:18:01 pm »

F for Friends who do stuff together...
U is for you and me!
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #57 on: September 04, 2010, 05:19:51 pm »

F for Friends who do stuff together...
U is for you and me!

wrong. U is for uranium. bombs.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #58 on: September 04, 2010, 06:23:54 pm »

I can totally imagine this all being sung on that jolly tune...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-morL278Ong

S for sponge?  :P
« Last Edit: September 04, 2010, 06:26:31 pm by Adriaan »
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #59 on: September 04, 2010, 06:47:10 pm »

I can totally imagine this all being sung on that jolly tune...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-morL278Ong

S for sponge?  :P

How a 'bout a not-so-jolly tune that perfectly describes DF:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9fddSLyf9Y

Much more accurate
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