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Author Topic: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode  (Read 11420 times)

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #30 on: September 04, 2010, 09:04:43 am »
Q is for tree Quota, which you ignore.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2010, 09:19:04 am »
R for reclaim, for DF is eternal!
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2010, 09:20:42 am »
S for Snakeman!Target practice for your archers!
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2010, 10:11:40 am »
T for traps! Everybody's favorite means of decimating that goblin siege!
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Quote from: ledgekindred on August 18, 2011, 09:40:18 pm
Urist McImmigrant: "What?! Hey! What's going onnn---aaaaRRRGGHH!!"
Urist McSurgeon: "Must remove the rot, yes.  This one is unclean, ssssss.  Purity of essence, yesss."
Urist McImmigrant: "Whhaa---aaaARRGHH OW!  MY PANCREAS!  AAAAGGHH!! THAT'S MY - NOOOOO---AAARRGHGHHH!!!"
Urist McImmigrant has suffocated.

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2010, 10:15:14 am »
U for Urist! The dwarfiest name of dwarfs!
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #35 on: September 04, 2010, 10:19:50 am »
V is for Velocity, at which cave-ins are infinite.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2010, 10:27:39 am »
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Advertise it as an Entamacation game.
Kids get to learn of various rocks, animals, and mythology. They also learn multitasking, strategy, imagination, reading, math, numbers, physics, health, and much more.
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Quote from: Ethereal.Frog on August 03, 2010, 02:52:18 pm
The learning curve of the df forums should be equal to that of df itself.

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2010, 10:34:19 am »
W for water! something that the dreaded carp dwells in
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2010, 10:35:31 am »
Quote from: Toast024 on September 04, 2010, 10:27:39 am
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Advertise it as an Entamacation game.
Kids get to learn of various rocks, animals, and mythology. They also learn multitasking, strategy, imagination, reading, math, numbers, physics, health, and much more.

And how long it takes to beat an elven child to death with his mother's lower body.
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Quote from: ledgekindred on August 18, 2011, 09:40:18 pm
Urist McImmigrant: "What?! Hey! What's going onnn---aaaaRRRGGHH!!"
Urist McSurgeon: "Must remove the rot, yes.  This one is unclean, ssssss.  Purity of essence, yesss."
Urist McImmigrant: "Whhaa---aaaARRGHH OW!  MY PANCREAS!  AAAAGGHH!! THAT'S MY - NOOOOO---AAARRGHGHHH!!!"
Urist McImmigrant has suffocated.

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #39 on: September 04, 2010, 10:47:36 am »
G for grammer, which the OP lacks.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 18, 2010, 10:39:25 pm
Yes! I would like the court to recognize the record as showing that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #40 on: September 04, 2010, 10:56:00 am »
Quote from: Urist McKing on September 04, 2010, 10:47:36 am
G for grammer, which the OP lacks.
S for spelling (it's spelled grammar)
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It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #41 on: September 04, 2010, 11:13:11 am »
X for stairwells, a staple of every fort.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #42 on: September 04, 2010, 11:24:39 am »
Quote from: lolghurt on September 04, 2010, 10:56:00 am
Quote from: Urist McKing on September 04, 2010, 10:47:36 am
G for grammer, which the OP lacks.
S for spelling (it's spelled grammar)
Zing.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #43 on: September 04, 2010, 11:27:39 am »
Quote from: Japa on September 04, 2010, 11:13:11 am
X for stairwells, a staple of every fort.
Clever.
Y for Yog-Sothoth, the chief deity of all dwarves.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #44 on: September 04, 2010, 11:56:37 am »
Rated UMP.

Unsuitable for Modern Politicians.
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