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Author Topic: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode  (Read 11425 times)

Murphy

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2010, 03:25:27 am »
I have barely heard of these "ratings", but most of DF's violence is in text. Are there ratings for books?
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2010, 03:31:55 am »
E for Elephants!
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Quote from: JoshBrickstien on September 11, 2010, 03:31:03 pm
I never really got that excited over Microcline... Oh wait, THAT blue stuff.

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2010, 03:33:11 am »
This one's too obvious...

F for Fun!
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2010, 03:33:32 am »
Unrated for we told our raters to rate this game 3 months ago and never saw them again.
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Medicine Man

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2010, 03:39:12 am »
G for great!
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2010, 04:11:47 am »
Great, that's the best you can do?

H for HFS!
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Quote from: JoshBrickstien on September 11, 2010, 03:31:03 pm
I never really got that excited over Microcline... Oh wait, THAT blue stuff.

Medicine Man

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2010, 04:12:41 am »
I for It's the elves! release the magma!
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2010, 04:14:57 am »
You're really lowering the standard here...

J is for... This is a sucky letter...


J is for Jaguar Armies.
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Quote from: JoshBrickstien on September 11, 2010, 03:31:03 pm
I never really got that excited over Microcline... Oh wait, THAT blue stuff.

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2010, 04:24:00 am »
Quote from: Skelodwarf on September 04, 2010, 04:11:47 am
Great, that's the best you can do?

How 'bout G for Grand Master Pump Operator.
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2010, 05:24:19 am »
K for Kill order ;)
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Quote from: shibdib on September 22, 2010, 01:07:37 am
This is a useful feature..and this is DF.. so im gonna assume its bugged
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Medicine Man

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2010, 08:18:56 am »
L for Legendary Miner!
« Last Edit: September 04, 2010, 08:22:40 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2010, 08:28:59 am »
M for Magma!

That was too obvious  ::)
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2010, 08:32:33 am »
(Or, M for Microcline!)

N for Noble slaughtering!
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Medicine Man

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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2010, 08:45:56 am »
O for OH SHIT!

It's the noise you make when a berserk dwarf pulls your self destruct lever.

Or O for Ocean.It's the thing you drain for mermaids.
« Last Edit: September 04, 2010, 08:48:25 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: What ESRB rating would you give Dwarf Fortress Fortress mode
« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2010, 09:01:04 am »
P for Perpetual motion machines!
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