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Author Topic: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?  (Read 8853 times)

Grimshot

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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #105 on: November 14, 2010, 10:37:46 pm »

 Well when I first fired up the game my general reaction, being my first rougelike game, was "Wow, what the hell. How do I do stuff and what is that box they're around?" I then spent two days with Captnduck's video tutorials and then used the wiki for most my troubles while making my first real Fort. First Fort turned out great if you don't count the lack of minerals due to me thinking building in marble was a great idea. It eventually fell due to me getting bored with it because there was not any terrain features on the map.
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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #106 on: November 15, 2010, 05:14:27 am »

"Surely, auto-embark is designed to let you save time by building a pre-made party. How thoughtful!"

*several hours later*

"DIG! DAMN YOU! DIG! WHY WON'T YOU DIG?!!!"
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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #107 on: November 15, 2010, 05:49:17 am »

Upon first play.

".....What is this shit?"

Second play when much wiser and more patient.

".....This is the most awesome thing i have ever witnessed."
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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #108 on: November 15, 2010, 06:46:49 am »

My first game was a very foolish attempt to start a fortress...build inside an ice cave!

"What? Oh, they all died of thirst. This sucks."

Second attempt was much better, however...

"C'mon dwarves! Eat! Dont let the food rot!"

This was before I learned that you need to stockpile food in barrels.
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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #109 on: November 15, 2010, 11:02:52 pm »

"Someone claims Dwarf Fortress is everything I've ever been looking for?"
"Boatmurdered! Badass! Gotta look for this game."
"Forums for the game? Nice nice."
"These guys are awesome. I want to try my hand."
"...I don't understand ANYTHING. EXASPERATED SIGH!!!!!"
"...Both Captain... and Duck? Military ducks can't be all bad. Yay Let's Plays!"
"I HAVE BUILT THE GREATEST FORT EVER"

Your Fortress has crumbled.
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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #110 on: November 16, 2010, 03:46:16 am »

1. Create a World
2. Start playing
3. Select Dwarf Fortress
4. W T F?????!!?!
5. OK I get it......I guess, *(e)mbark somewhere*
6. ...strike the earth!
7. What is this I don't even....*ragequit*

Yeah, something like that. Took me at least 3 tries to realize that this is the best game that has ever been created for the PC.
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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #111 on: November 17, 2010, 05:44:20 am »

1. Create a World
2. Start playing
3. Select Dwarf Fortress
4. W T F?????!!?!
5. OK I get it......I guess, *(e)mbark somewhere*
6. ...strike the earth!
7. What is this I don't even....*ragequit*

Yeah, something like that. Took me at least 3 tries to realize that this is the best game that has ever been created for the PC.

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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #112 on: January 15, 2011, 05:50:55 pm »

"Okay, what?"
"Let's try adventure mode, I guess?"
"Okay, elf, swordsman, seems alright"
"Omigosh! That peasant's getting mauled by a hippo! I WILL SAVE YOU!"

...

"Ow my flesh."
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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #113 on: January 15, 2011, 06:00:45 pm »

"ohmygod is see a g!!!!"
"Is it a goblin!??!?!?!"

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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #114 on: January 15, 2011, 07:45:48 pm »

"Well, this is pretty straightforward. I don't see what all the fuss is about."
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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #115 on: January 15, 2011, 07:58:29 pm »

"Hmm, controls are quite straightforward. Lets hope the dorfs don't do something really stupid."

Hint:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #116 on: January 15, 2011, 08:03:51 pm »

"HEY! Get back here you idiot! I told you to cut trees first, THEN hunt!"
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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #117 on: January 16, 2011, 08:32:47 am »

Read about it through minecraft forums/4chan /v/.
download and play ascii version
wtf x 10
Delete.
2 weeks later download the compelte newbie tutorial.
Bask in understanding.
Make fort, get killed by seige.
Realise that you probably need a military in the third year.
XD
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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #118 on: January 16, 2011, 12:06:45 pm »

"ASCII? Seriously? ... fine, I'll give it a shot ..."

I had not found the wiki, so no tutorials. I learned by an image I googled, which had some bedrooms, a dining room and a well on it.
So I made them a bedroom, a dining room and some bedrooms. And finally a well. Then they starved.
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Re: What were your thoughts when you first played DF?
« Reply #119 on: January 16, 2011, 06:08:20 pm »

My thoughts were probably..

1. "These graphics are...eh.."
2. "How the hell do you...damnit.."
3. "I wonder if i can skin people.."
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