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[Elmach]

Make a device that converts heat into energy.

If that doesn't work, make a device that releases more coldness whenever you find it too hot.

[Twi]

Be Violentrix  the imp   pie yourself Aklyon. Hey, we broke the Fourth and Fifth and Twelfth Wall already. 

Fend off the hordes of passive-aggressive Bay12ers impatient for an update. (That may or may not actually exist. :/ BUT IF THEY DO I'M ONE OF THEM *zombie shamble* )
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On a more serious note, alchemize obsidian and Crysteel, for great justice! Then use the result to construct a giant death robot!
...Because why not?!?

[Lillipad]

Summon Ocean Spirit Dennis to confuse and infuriate many a she-hag with his horrible grammar and spelling.

[Elmach]

Alchemize Adamantine and Obsidian.

Alchemize Obsidian and Crysteel.

Alchemize Lava and Crysteel.

Alchemize Ice Reagent (is that what it's called?) with Lava.

[Aklyon]

We've only broke the fourth one, and I've been trying to figure out what we could actually use a Gatling Magi-Nuclear Plasma Railgun for that we couldn't already do with large enough amounts of icy things.
That, and I have no idea where we should actually be going, right now we're just sitting in town.

[Argonnek]

Then let us go... To the event horizon. *Looks away dramatically*
Specifically, let's get ourselves a black hole that is big enough to swallow, say, a building, but not a planet. Then we shall take down Zion, Sarda, and all others who oppose us!

BUT. Let's grow those potatoes first and have the help of the ice dimension.

[Twi]

Then let us go... To the event horizon. *Looks away dramatically*
Specifically, let's get ourselves a black hole that is big enough to swallow, say, a building, but not a planet. Then we shall take down Zion, Sarda, and all others who oppose us!

BUT. Let's grow those potatoes first and have the help of the ice dimension.

I believe the word this deserves is "Thiiiiiiiiiiiis."

[Elmach]

[snip by Elmach]

BUT. Let's grow those potatoes first and have the help of the ice dimension.

I believe the word this deserves is "Thiiiiiiiiiiiis."

Thiiiiiiiiis.

Then let us go... To the event horizon. *Looks away dramatically*
Specifically, let's get ourselves a black hole that is big enough to swallow, say, a building, but not a planet. Then we shall take down Zion, Sarda, and all others who oppose us!

But as for this... Too hard to manage (once it swallows the building, it would definitively be large to swallow a planet), could potentially kill us... THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

[Aklyon]

Vix goes North.



And Still North.



...The Horizon doesn't seem to be...Hmm. Vix fires an icicle at the horizon, and it vanishes, with a now-dead kobold laying over yonder, and Vix standing on the horizon. THere is a decidely noticeable lack of gravity altering objects here, but the sun is floating about, setting the kobold on fire as it passes. It is a yellow sun.

[Argonnek]

We're on the horizon? Hm... That would imply that the world is flat. Therefore, we can have a completely separate world on the other side of the crust from the normal world. Let us note this down and return to Rayk Figaro to grow our anti-gnome potatoes so we can conquer this world with ice demons!

[Aklyon]

We're on the horizon? Hm... That would imply that the world is flat.

No, its just fitting with the Law of Damaged Physics that we have (well, what I'm calling it, anyway). It changed the gravity in the south pole, and turned the north pole into the horizon. Going past the horizon would make us either be on the other side of the partial globe, or fall up again onto the south.

[Lillipad]

When did the mafia physics break?

[Aklyon]

They've been damaged since we had to replace them, and Vix was not a very good Metamancer the first time, or at least not very experienced.

[Vorthon]

*Pokes the thread with a stick with a rabbid ferret tied to the end.*

Try to freeze the sun!

[Tidal]

Perhaps try to make a better replacement?