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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4200 on: August 29, 2011, 04:06:18 pm »
try to summon the physical incarnation of Topography
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Argonnek

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4201 on: August 30, 2011, 02:08:32 am »
How did he reset OUR ping and pong bots?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4202 on: August 30, 2011, 10:42:59 am »
Quote from: Argonnek on August 30, 2011, 02:08:32 am
How did he reset OUR ping and pong bots?
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Vix did, not the cartographer.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4203 on: August 31, 2011, 05:52:34 pm »
Describe to him the landscape we saw on our way to and from the backward sub-nation.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Squirrel golem?
« Reply #4204 on: September 08, 2011, 09:09:47 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on October 12, 2010, 06:51:36 pm
We don't know how to improve non-existant things.
Technically this is false now, if you count shattering centuries of protection and power from the Challenge Duel laws as improving what doesn't exist in this dimension.
(bump, any thing else to suggest?)
« Last Edit: September 08, 2011, 09:15:42 pm by Aklyon »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4205 on: September 09, 2011, 07:57:35 am »
Work on demolishing the 5th wall. Or just punch a tiny hole in it.
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4206 on: September 16, 2011, 03:18:36 pm »
Hire Gnomish assassins to steal random people's kidneys, so we can make a kidney golem.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4207 on: September 17, 2011, 01:13:34 am »
Why would we need a kidney golem? Besides, couldn't we just enchant our mutant sheep-things to have organ regrowth and keep harvesting them over and over to meet the kidney quota?
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4208 on: September 17, 2011, 04:29:19 am »
Because:
1. Gnomish assassins are awesome.
2. Everyone knows that human kidneys are just better.
3. Just because a kidney golem would be awesome/disgusting.
4. Did I mention that gnomish assassin are awesome?
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« Reply #4209 on: September 17, 2011, 10:33:23 am »
Quote from: Vorthon on September 17, 2011, 04:29:19 am
Because:
1. Gnomish assassins are awesome.
2. Everyone knows that human kidneys are just better.
3. Just because a kidney golem would be awesome/disgusting.
4. Did I mention that gnomish assassin are awesome?

I support this whole-kidneyedly.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4210 on: September 17, 2011, 02:59:00 pm »
Attempt to discover a way to tie your life-force to the force of cold itself. that way, in order to actually kill us, they would have to make it so that there is no cold, anywhere, ever.

Plus our Cryomana would go through the bloody roof, and we'd be able to sense anything cold. And might be able to command ice elementals and shit.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4211 on: September 17, 2011, 03:29:48 pm »
We can command ice elementals already, you guys just haven't poked the Plane of Cold Things yet.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4212 on: September 17, 2011, 03:54:34 pm »
Alrighty then, let's get trans-planar! Contact the forces of cold and have them descend upon our enemies! Freeze the kingdom of Meh, turn Sarda into a Popsicle, and ice Zion and their respective cities/empires. Frost golems must march to all corners of the earth! RAGNAROK IS NIGH! WE SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE WITH THE TITANS AT OUR BACK! YEEEAAARRRGHGGHHHGHH!!!
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Aklyon

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« Reply #4213 on: September 17, 2011, 03:59:47 pm »
Quote from: Argonnek on September 17, 2011, 03:54:34 pm
Alrighty then, let's get trans-planar!
* Aklyon points out the Metaphysical plane
We've already been trans-planar before :)

The ice elementals demand a potato that can pierce a gnome at 20 meters before helping. The gnomish assassins are annoyed by that.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4214 on: September 18, 2011, 12:47:17 pm »
So, what? We start a potato farm or something? GM potato plants that launch their spuds at gnomes? ... Actually, yes. Let's do that.
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