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[Aklyon]

They aren't invincible, you just can't make them interested. Trebuchets work just fine.

[cyancanine402]

War only really works if both sides care about not dieing. Meh doesn't care about anything, so they sort've are.
 
Edit: honestly, they just sit there. If we really want to take Meh, starving them out is more likely to work, since it doesn't need the shock and awe that war is really about.

[Aklyon]

War only really works if both sides care about not dieing. Meh doesn't care about anything, so they sort've are.

You don't have to agree to a siege.

[Lillipad]

You seem to forget just who the democrabrain is Aklyon. We don't care about being practical, logical, or even intelligent. We care about being stupid and weird, and that's just what we're doing.
But for now, I say we just let the techno dance rave extravaganza super PAC continue while we go fetch some phoenix eggs to make phoenix egg soup. Also turtles. We need their succulent shells for bowls.

[Vorthon]

Why not just a live phoenix? Why eggs?

[Lillipad]

Phoenix eggs can't attack us and don't turn to ash when they die, that's why.

[Vorthon]

Yeah, but think about it: it'd basically be self-heating soup if we used live phoenixes. Besides, they're magical creatures, so their ashes might turn out to be delicious. Or addictive and a mild hallucinogen or something like that.

[Aklyon]

In ye olde times, this is what happened last time we played with phoenixes (Woo for the 'this topic' search option!):

You fly towards the phoenixes and are set on fire.

[Furtuka]

I still think we should turn Them into crysteel Stymphalian Birds

[Lillipad]

Okay, before we go after the phoenixes and/or their eggs, we should first get our turtle shells. I recommend this turtle.

[Furtuka]

We'll lure it in with another Tokyo expy!

[Vorthon]

NoNoNo, we need to get the shell from an even bigger turtle.

[Furtuka]

Travel to the bottom of the world and take the shell of one of the giant turtles that holds it up

[Aklyon]

You travel to the bootm of the world, but don't find what you were expecting. Instead, you find a guy with a surfboard, a guy holding onto a crocodile, and some kind of boxing animal.

[Furtuka]

Take then surfboard and th crocodile and combine them into a weapon that you give to the boxing animal