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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213275 times)

goldenland

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4140 on: July 06, 2011, 02:22:49 am »
Launch Ninja-cats in Crapapults; no amount of meh can stop ninja-cats!
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ragnarok97071

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4141 on: July 06, 2011, 03:12:01 am »
Hmm... what's the most un-meh thing imaginable...

Flying, air-breathing sharks with laser beams on their heads?

Can we make those and send them in?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4142 on: July 06, 2011, 09:21:55 am »
Quote from: ragnarok97071 on July 06, 2011, 03:12:01 am
Flying, air-breathing sharks with laser beams on their heads?
Can we make those and send them in?
You do so, and get a responce:
"Ohsuresharkswithlasersaren'tyougoingtotryanythingmoresurprising?"
They do get a responce, though. Meh is now slightly crazy and minorly scared. still 98% meh, though.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #4143 on: July 06, 2011, 09:29:58 am »
Let's use their kingdom to create Techno Kitten.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4144 on: July 06, 2011, 01:52:06 pm »
Mecha sharks. That turn into tanks. That turn into...

I dunno, a giant robot or something.

Recruit teenagers to drive them or something, I don't know.
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4145 on: July 06, 2011, 05:31:17 pm »
Let's make it rain caramel pudding over the kingdom of Meh. If we cannot un-meh them, let us kill them with diabetes!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4146 on: July 07, 2011, 08:13:37 pm »
You cover them in caramel pudding, and then go leave to do something that is more likely of actually working than trying to conquer the unbudging Kingdom of Meh.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4147 on: July 07, 2011, 08:15:49 pm »
Before you leave throw an army of ants at them to bite the caramel coated citizens
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« Reply #4148 on: July 08, 2011, 02:27:00 pm »
Alter one of our robots to mass-inject every citizen in Meh with Adrenaline. That should wake them up.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #4149 on: July 08, 2011, 03:45:11 pm »
You aren't going to unmeh them with that. It might give them a reason to siege some random place at night, though.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #4150 on: July 08, 2011, 03:48:38 pm »
so no ants?
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4151 on: July 20, 2011, 07:44:03 pm »
>Ponder why this topic has received zero posts in twelve days.

Also:

Quote from: Furtuka on July 08, 2011, 03:48:38 pm
so no ants?
Whah? =P
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Aklyon

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« Reply #4152 on: July 20, 2011, 08:34:47 pm »
You  wonder why Post Co. sewing and other threadbased crafts has not added a new post to the fence slowly growing around their HQ for the last almost-fortnight. Are they havening problems?

You also see a red guy in a soldier outfit get blasted to bits by Pongbot. Good job, sentry pal.
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« Reply #4153 on: July 21, 2011, 05:39:34 pm »
Lace the watersupply for the Kingdom of Meh with Unmehifying juice.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4154 on: July 21, 2011, 08:19:21 pm »
The Juicers are havening problems with try to make unmeh juice, because the juice is nothing but meh since it has no feelings.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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