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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213242 times)

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4125 on: June 28, 2011, 12:29:28 am »
Quote from: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 12:27:52 am
I repeat:

Flaming Mountain of Death.

What fun is using them for genocide them if we don't torture them(with a proper reaction to torture) first?
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4126 on: June 28, 2011, 12:32:55 am »
How 'bout breaking down a flaming mountain, then pelting random people in the Kingdom of Meh with flaming sand for a while first? (Sorry, I'm just in a 'flaming death from above' kind of mood. :P )
« Last Edit: June 28, 2011, 12:35:30 am by Vorthon »
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Lillipad

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« Reply #4127 on: June 28, 2011, 12:59:10 am »
We could go to some neighboring kingdom that actually knows how to react to things and burn all of their houses down. Then we could kill their MASON'S(!!) guild and have ours overcharge the kingdom triply so to reconstruct everything using resources the burnt-down kingdom provides.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #4128 on: June 28, 2011, 10:46:14 am »
You throw a boulder made of flaming dust at the catapult operator also throwing boulders at Meh.

They are not impressed. The catapult is on fire, though.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4129 on: June 28, 2011, 10:51:52 am »
I know! Make an army of flaming dust golems!
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4130 on: June 28, 2011, 11:19:34 am »
Conscript an army of genuine non magical people and invade
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Aklyon

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« Reply #4131 on: July 04, 2011, 02:41:48 am »
You get Jim and the rest of the guards and invade. Ping and Pongbot are now the only guards around Reyk Figaro, and whirling around the town furiously trying to protect it all at once. Many impact-based casualties are had as people walking in or out of town don't notice them and suddenly become a mess on one or the other. You will need to hire a professional robot cleaner for them later, or make one up out of a peasant if there aren't any.

Besides yourself, your stuff, your magic, and ze cryswarm, you have 45 guards, 4 unloaded mechacatapults with cryswarm slots or operators, and Jim the Guard. The Kingdom of Meh has quite a few peoplethings; you'd be more accurate, but meh. Also, you dragged ol' Steve the Swiss Army Robot out of your tower just in you died or had an idea on how to use him here, or something.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #4132 on: July 04, 2011, 06:38:22 am »
Use the power of spawning-crap-into-existence to get crap to improve Swiss Army Bot and Steve into Super Swiss Army Bot and Mecha Steve.
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« Reply #4133 on: July 04, 2011, 10:44:35 am »
Quote from: Lillipad on July 04, 2011, 06:38:22 am
Use the power of spawning-crap-into-existence to get crap to improve Swiss Army Bot and Steve into Super Swiss Army Bot and Mecha Steve.
We already had done that to get the catapults.
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« Reply #4134 on: July 04, 2011, 12:07:17 pm »
Launch the normal catapults at them with the mechapults then.
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« Reply #4135 on: July 04, 2011, 12:15:40 pm »
You fire the catapults at them, which fire the giant snowballs, which melt and reveal minipults, which fire crazies, who charge through a small part of Meh before getting tired and sitting down. The catapults and the minipults smash more than the crazies did on landing, but now you have less catapults and only a slightly less meh Meh.
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« Reply #4136 on: July 04, 2011, 12:23:24 pm »
Send a message to the Anti mana student and tell him to figure out how to create the substance known as Anti Meh and continue your assault
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« Reply #4137 on: July 04, 2011, 02:35:15 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on July 04, 2011, 12:23:24 pm
Send a message to the Anti mana student and tell him to figure out how to create the substance known as Anti Meh and continue your assault

Spawn more of the crapapults we've been launching for the continued assault.
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« Reply #4138 on: July 04, 2011, 02:38:42 pm »
More catapults or more minipults?
THe smaller ones get you more for the same mana, of course.
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« Reply #4139 on: July 04, 2011, 02:58:48 pm »
A crapapult is a crapapult no matter what the size is.
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