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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213174 times)

Vorthon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4080 on: April 27, 2011, 10:50:56 am »
Quote from: Furtuka on April 27, 2011, 10:48:26 am
HOW DO WE DO THAT?

NOT EASILY, THAT'S FOR SURE. :P
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4081 on: April 27, 2011, 01:32:48 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on April 27, 2011, 10:37:05 am
Quote from: Furtuka on April 27, 2011, 10:35:40 am
NO WE ALREADY KILLED PHYSICS. NOW WE MUST KILL MATHEMATICS

NO. NOW WE MUST KILL QUANTUM MECHANICS.
NO.
(unless someone can explain them simply.)

We don't have enough Mana to get infinite mana.
What affinity large spells?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4082 on: April 27, 2011, 01:41:21 pm »
use Dwarf companion on the cryswarm to transform them into a computer capable of playing DF with 500 dwarfs on a 16x16 under a 400 gobo siege while fighting HFS @ 200 FPS
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4083 on: April 27, 2011, 01:52:19 pm »
Quote from: skaltum on April 27, 2011, 01:41:21 pm
use Dwarf companion on the cryswarm to transform them into a computer capable of playing DF with 500 dwarfs on a 16x16 under a 400 gobo siege while fighting HFS @ 200 FPS
We already have a computer, though. its sat abandoned in our tower for several dozen pages now.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4084 on: April 27, 2011, 02:22:07 pm »
Find a sea, use cryomancy to freeze large areas of it and pyromancy to unfreeze the areas afterwoods, repeat. Try freezing steam to break up monotomy. If/when we get bored try using metamancy (or whatever) to alter the postions of the water when we freeze it to form a city ontop of a Vix-made iceburg.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4085 on: April 27, 2011, 02:27:13 pm »
You do that, but the lack of steam outside in the current winter is making it quite boring.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4086 on: April 27, 2011, 03:04:04 pm »
use your "Man-Co" engineering skills to metamance some more adamantine, then using our many owerful skills create the worlds most powerful processer in the world and name it Hal-2000
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4087 on: April 27, 2011, 04:24:03 pm »
Quote from: skaltum on April 27, 2011, 03:04:04 pm
use your "Man-Co" engineering skills to metamance some more adamantine, then using our many owerful skills create the worlds most powerful processer in the world and name it Holly-6000

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4088 on: April 27, 2011, 04:41:24 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on April 27, 2011, 04:24:03 pm
Quote from: skaltum on April 27, 2011, 03:04:04 pm
use your "Man-Co" engineering skills to metamance some more adamantine, then using our many owerful skills create the worlds most powerful processer in the world and name it Holly-6000

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Then find a cat and make it humanoid. And make a constant illusory smeghead to follow you around.
Apparently, autocorrect spellchecks "smeghead" to "America".
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4089 on: April 29, 2011, 08:23:54 am »
make the processor, and give another cookie to the cryswarm for being awesome!

and tell it to give you a hi 5 because it's so awesomely awesome
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Quote from: Hammerstar on March 20, 2011, 04:04:27 pm
I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - LGWI!
« Reply #4090 on: June 19, 2011, 10:26:04 pm »
Oh to hell with trying to get the story to make sense in here anymore. This got ridiculously long on unpreparation and making stuff up as we go, it can still do so! (but the story will still be here, in a much different form)

Wizardry, ho!
« Last Edit: June 19, 2011, 10:53:18 pm by Aklyon »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4091 on: June 20, 2011, 07:21:08 am »
Blow something up!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4092 on: June 20, 2011, 01:17:40 pm »
You blow up the nearest tree.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4093 on: June 20, 2011, 05:32:45 pm »
(I WILL get my asprin monopoly going!)
Invent and create Asprin.

Invent and create annoying sirens, sounds, and anything annoying.


Place annoying mechanisms all over town.

Monopolize the asprin industry and sell for extra high prices.
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Quote from: Mindmaker on April 16, 2011, 02:42:19 pm
Ah, I wish I had been lucky enough to be scum.
I'd make such great scum...

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original You are X game!
« Reply #4094 on: June 20, 2011, 07:04:01 pm »
Try the above. But with Aspirin instead of Asprin
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