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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213176 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4065 on: April 19, 2011, 05:45:08 pm »
You throw a duck at him while recording it.
Now what?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4066 on: April 19, 2011, 05:46:59 pm »
Quickly throw him and the ducks in a cage while he's disabled
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4067 on: April 19, 2011, 05:50:20 pm »
"Oi. I'm not blind, dummy. just over-ducked." He says as he punches the cage with an armored gauntlet.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4068 on: April 19, 2011, 05:57:07 pm »
Quickly metamance the limit of cryswarm size down to the size of ours, then report that Zion broke the Wizard Laws by breaking the cryswarm limit!
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4069 on: April 19, 2011, 06:00:47 pm »
We're AT the limit, unless I missed something. That would just irritate them.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4070 on: April 26, 2011, 03:17:30 pm »
give the cryswarm a cookie
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I just realized, after adding the new body parts to the other races, that I have an entire squad of dwarves with a shield in each hand and swinging their axes with their penises. There's nightmare fuel for those goblins, in more ways than one.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4071 on: April 26, 2011, 03:19:41 pm »
It happily noms the cookie.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

ragnarok97071

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4072 on: April 26, 2011, 03:27:16 pm »
Metamance self INFINITE MANA.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4073 on: April 26, 2011, 04:12:00 pm »
Contrarywise: Give Zion 0/1 Mana.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4074 on: April 27, 2011, 10:14:50 am »
Practice casting large scale spells for large amounts of time so we can win future duels via attriation.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4075 on: April 27, 2011, 10:28:59 am »
DIVIDE MANA BY ZERO
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4076 on: April 27, 2011, 10:31:00 am »
Quote from: Furtuka on April 27, 2011, 10:28:59 am
DIVIDE MANA BY ZERO

NO, DIVIDE PHYSICS BY ZERO.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4077 on: April 27, 2011, 10:35:40 am »
NO WE ALREADY KILLED PHYSICS. NOW WE MUST KILL MATHEMATICS
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4078 on: April 27, 2011, 10:37:05 am »
Quote from: Furtuka on April 27, 2011, 10:35:40 am
NO WE ALREADY KILLED PHYSICS. NOW WE MUST KILL MATHEMATICS

NO. NOW WE MUST KILL QUANTUM MECHANICS.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4079 on: April 27, 2011, 10:48:26 am »
HOW DO WE DO THAT?
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