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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219151 times)

Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4020 on: April 14, 2011, 03:09:19 pm »


Drop Napalm. Lots of it. On his head.

Homing Napalm.
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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4021 on: April 14, 2011, 04:11:42 pm »

But spread out the sources so that it covers a full sphere of attack angles, so he has to invest energies into making a full shield.

Then, make a bunch of robotics out of ground metamanced into metal.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4022 on: April 14, 2011, 04:20:38 pm »

Include 'down' in the list of vectors.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4023 on: April 14, 2011, 09:12:38 pm »

Napalm rains/falls up/flies towards down on Zion, who immediatly warps away, but not before getting burnt on one of his wounds and misdirecting himself out of the fire and into the equipment piles

"Hold!" Yells one of the Elder Wizards presiding of the match. Zion immediately stops trying to move, while Vix is teleported to the same area. "Did you intentionally attempt to obtain physical weaponry?"

"Hell No!" yells Zion, "I was trying to get away from that idiot's napalm envelopement! You should know its hard to focus properly when on fire and bleeding at the same time!" The Council deliberates on this, using the recorded video so far as reference. Zion and Vix are just barely patched up enough to keep them from dying before the match resumes as the debate/argument continues on.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

ragnarok97071

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4024 on: April 14, 2011, 09:16:37 pm »

While he's on the pile, psionically (Suggestion?) cause his hand to grab a sword while standing up, thereby ruining his credibility.

Unless we could get caught. In that case just use his fire to fuel a hugeass homing fireball and ice shards.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4025 on: April 14, 2011, 09:17:02 pm »

FALCOOOOOOOON PUNCH!!!!
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ragnarok97071

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4026 on: April 14, 2011, 09:19:44 pm »

FALCOOOOOOOON PUNCH!!!!
WITH A GIANT HAND MADE OF KINETIC ENERGY.

So like a flaming devil bringer. Made of death.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4027 on: April 14, 2011, 09:20:38 pm »

FALCOOOOOOOON PUNCH!!!!
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After Lunch, the deliberations, well, continue to deliberate.
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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4028 on: April 14, 2011, 09:22:01 pm »

FALCOOOOOOOON PUNCH!!!!
WITH A GIANT HAND MADE OF FLAMING KINETIC ENERGY.
Make it happen.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4029 on: April 14, 2011, 09:37:57 pm »

FALCOOOOOOOON PUNCH!!!!
WITH A GIANT HAND MADE OF FLAMING ELECTRIC KINETIC ENERGY.
Make it happen.
^ What he said
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ragnarok97071

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4030 on: April 14, 2011, 09:40:40 pm »

You know what, just use Fire, water, earth, wind, and... I dunno, what would heart be? Mind-crush?
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Argonnek

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4031 on: April 15, 2011, 12:28:12 am »

A heart attack? Electricity? (Hearts have an electromagnetic field.) Search his memories and make him remember lost love?

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4032 on: April 15, 2011, 03:03:17 am »

"Eat the power of heart!"
"What kind of lame pow-" *Hurk*
"The power of heart attack that is!"
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4033 on: April 16, 2011, 03:38:39 pm »

Vix fires a Lightning bolt at Zion, who dodges onto a metal plate and gets hit anyway. He then shoots the rest of the elements as well, but Zion just recreats his fiery shield again.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #4034 on: April 16, 2011, 06:35:07 pm »

Fire magic: COLLAPSE SHIELD.
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