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[Ochita]

I know. I want to get into caves of qud now.... But stone soup is killing time (and mages)

[Argonnek]

Sooo... Are we powerful enough to become a god yet?

[Aklyon]

Sooo... Are we powerful enough to become a god yet?

No, we still haven't defeated sarda or one of the demigods in the metaphysical plane.

[Argonnek]

Well, let's get right on that!

Send out our squirrels and cats to find all caves that are inhabited by mages, and visit each one until we find Sarda! We can employ our giant robot (if it isn't broken) to help us as we organize our legions into massive armies! Capture and change pigeons into flocks of spies! Alter the threads of celestial magic to allow us to see and know all! Cause all mines in our territory to become ridiculously profitable! Alter the land to cause our fields to be infinitely fertile! WE. MUST. BE. A. GOD! ALL WHO FOLLOW US WILL BE IMBUED WITH HEALTH! NONBELIEVERS WILL BE STRICKEN WITH DISEASE AND LIGHTNING!

[breadbocks]

Fuck it. It's time to do this.

Flip it....

Turnways.

[Aklyon]

No, LIGHTNING AND ILLUSIONARY DEMONS.
It worked before (sans lightning, but that'll still help), why not again?

[quip]

Woooo! Go power trips!

[Vorthon]

Turn Physics' mangled corpse into our undead slave.

[Aklyon]

So, I'm almost done with the organizinging of this, but the biggest thing is this: Do we need Vix's whole title (what is it at this point, anyway?), or should we just go with the short Multimancer tilte we've been using? Because I was thinking we could just shout Zion down in a title-shouting contest at this point if we knew the whole title (unless he's  gotten more), and other things possibly.

[Argonnek]

When did we last know our full title?

[breadbocks]

A LOOOONG while ago. I was the only one upkeeping it, so eventually I gave up, and it was dropped.

[quip]

We could just have a fade to black half we through our reading of our titles and then just look smug. Like:
Vix the Multimancer, Demon of Whatever the towns name was, Builder of Expy Tokyo... (Several hours later) ... Would be Conquer of the Kingdom of Meh, Murderer of Physics, Thief of Time E.T.C.

[Vorthon]

We could just have a fade to black half we through our reading of our titles and then just look smug. Like:
Vix the Multimancer, Demon of Whatever the towns name was, Builder of Expy Tokyo... (Several hours later) ... Would be Conquer of the Kingdom of Meh, Murderer of Physics, Thief of Time E.T.C.

That's the lazy person's method! What are ya? An Elf?

[Aklyon]

Also, I vote we change our name from Sauron to Squirrelmancer.

NEW TITLE:

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Squirrelmancer, Wizard of Ice and Alchemy, creator of Crysteel, Maker of Adamantine, Prophet of Armok, Champion of Dwarves, Stander on Engravings of Cheese, Holder of About 5 Cubic Miles, And Squirrel-Jiggerer

Our last known Title was when We still had our amnesia hat on and were calling ourself Sauron still, while talking to the dwarves one of the first times, which was about 5 months ago. If anyone wants to try starting from that post and filling out the rest of our titles, go ahead and do so, it would be awesome to know.

[Argonnek]

Also, I vote we change our name from Sauron to Squirrelmancer.

NEW TITLE:

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Squirrelmancer, Wizard of Ice and Alchemy, creator of Crysteel, Maker of Adamantine, Prophet of Armok, Champion of Dwarves, Stander on Engravings of Cheese, Holder of About 5 Cubic Miles, And Squirrel-Jiggerer

This is where we (read: breadbocks) stopped keeping track of the titles. We have done a LOT since then.