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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 218846 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3825 on: January 29, 2011, 10:25:02 pm »
So, anything else before we move bot?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3826 on: January 29, 2011, 10:27:59 pm »
Order Jim to shave
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3827 on: January 29, 2011, 10:29:49 pm »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3828 on: January 29, 2011, 10:33:55 pm »
Give mecha some cryswarm just in case
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD!
« Reply #3829 on: January 29, 2011, 10:47:37 pm »
The robot moves again, trips, and ends up upside down in the sea due to the pontoons. You decide not to give Jim any more piloting jobs, the beard is obviously interfering.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3830 on: January 29, 2011, 10:55:31 pm »
have the cryswarm go in there and forcibly shave his beard. and give it some giant pistons to push it up and give it leverage
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RedWarrior0

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3831 on: January 30, 2011, 09:30:24 am »
Give the mech the ability to change the water into ice.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3832 on: January 30, 2011, 09:33:46 am »
You give the mech the ability to create ice after fflipping it over, and it finally gets there quite a bit too late.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3833 on: January 30, 2011, 03:51:20 pm »
SHAVE JIM'S BEARD FORCIBLY! HE CANNOT HOPE TO DEFEAT EXPY GODZILLA WITHOUT FITTING AS MANY WIERD MECHA ANIME TROPES AS POSSIBLE!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Monster Vs Giant Magi-Robot!
« Reply #3834 on: January 30, 2011, 04:01:22 pm »
You make Jim shave, and invoke Mecha Anime Trope #1*:Humongous Mecha!
Expy!Godzilla Punches the trope across the ruins of Exo-Toyko! It hits the Fifth Wall very forcefully!

*which was picked at random, I don't actually know the #1 mecha anime trope. though that likely is the #1.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Monster Vs Giant Magi-Robot!
« Reply #3835 on: January 30, 2011, 04:11:21 pm »
Fifth wall?
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Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Monster Vs Giant Magi-Robot!
« Reply #3836 on: January 30, 2011, 04:12:28 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on January 30, 2011, 04:11:21 pm
Fifth wall?
Wouldn't that be the ceiling?
Unless we're in the Pentagon, that is. >_>
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Monster Vs Giant Magi-Robot!
« Reply #3837 on: January 30, 2011, 04:14:56 pm »
We are inside a stube, a seven-sided cube.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Monster Vs Giant Magi-Robot!
« Reply #3838 on: January 30, 2011, 04:18:07 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on January 30, 2011, 04:11:21 pm
Fifth wall?
We've already broken, killed, and sacrificed the Fourth wall. Thus, the Fifth Wall must wake up and be the surrogate Fourth wall.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Monster Vs Giant Magi-Robot!
« Reply #3839 on: January 30, 2011, 04:21:57 pm »
I thinks we just found our next target  ;D
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