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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 218868 times)

RedWarrior0

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Construction Suspended: Lacks Target.
« Reply #3810 on: January 26, 2011, 05:46:58 pm »

Make some of the blankspace into a huge lake, then put a huge island in the middle of it. This island is a city of OVER NINE THOUSAND million people. GIANT ROBOT RAMPAGE
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Construction Suspended: Lacks Target.
« Reply #3811 on: January 27, 2011, 11:12:45 am »

Make sure to use metamancy and whatever we use to make creatures stupidly big to create a Godzilla Expy!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Construction Suspended: Lacks Target.
« Reply #3812 on: January 27, 2011, 02:31:10 pm »

We can't have both attacking expy!Toyko at once, that wouldn't be fair.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Construction Suspended: Lacks Target.
« Reply #3813 on: January 27, 2011, 03:18:03 pm »

... Distract fairness with our crooked betting scam?
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Construction Suspended: Lacks Target.
« Reply #3814 on: January 27, 2011, 03:59:19 pm »

How about have them fight to the death in expy!Tokyo?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3815 on: January 27, 2011, 05:17:10 pm »

Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
Oh for pete's sake, why did the floaty things not work? Now it'll take forever for it to reach that heavily populated island!

Meanwhile, from the opposite side of the sea:
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3816 on: January 27, 2011, 06:47:46 pm »

I suppose we can nix the giant lake.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3817 on: January 27, 2011, 06:57:02 pm »

Give it the power of FLIGHT
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3818 on: January 27, 2011, 07:33:26 pm »

Give it the power of FLIGHT
We did, it could hover in a floaty way. And it had big floaty pontoon boat pieces attached to its feet's sides. But we could still use it for something if it was waterproofed and left in the lake (or taken to some other sufficiently deep water to hide it)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3819 on: January 28, 2011, 08:09:35 am »

Give the 'bot the ability to phase through stuff.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3820 on: January 28, 2011, 11:10:17 am »

And make sure to find some way to get some teenager from Expy Tokyo (make one since we don't have any inhabitants of Expy Tokyo) to pilot the robot!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3821 on: January 28, 2011, 02:33:05 pm »

And make sure to find some way to get some teenager from Expy Tokyo (make one since we don't have any inhabitants of Expy Tokyo) to pilot the robot!
We already had Jim the Guard piloting it, though.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3822 on: January 28, 2011, 02:51:18 pm »

And make sure to find some way to get some teenager from Expy Tokyo (make one since we don't have any inhabitants of Expy Tokyo) to pilot the robot!
We already had Jim the Guard piloting it, though.
How old is he? Everyone knows puberty leads to an increase in Mecha piloting ability!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3823 on: January 28, 2011, 03:03:33 pm »

And make sure to find some way to get some teenager from Expy Tokyo (make one since we don't have any inhabitants of Expy Tokyo) to pilot the robot!
We already had Jim the Guard piloting it, though.
How old is he? Everyone knows puberty leads to an increase in Mecha piloting ability!
17-ish. Has a beard but doesn't look like an adult.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Giant Robot Attack Suspended: Sinking.
« Reply #3824 on: January 28, 2011, 04:02:33 pm »

Shave the beard and he'd be perfect for mecha piloting
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